If any of you boys are going be my boyfriend, (not saying that you will, but if...) don't bother with all the "nice and romantic" stuff, because I am probably going to be sarcastic, as always.
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me- *trips and falls*
boy- omg are you ok?
me- NO IM DEAD
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boy- i love you
me- me too
boy- oh i didn't know you loved me, you never said that...
me- i thought we were talking about myself...?
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boy- i love you
me- i know, whats not to love?
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boy- want to go on a date?
me- no, i want to go to the party on the roof.
boy- but isnt that your sarcastic nickname for "lunch detention"?
me- yea, so?
boy- its the weekend, and whats romantic about lunch detention?
me- 2 things- 1, its "party on the roof", and 2, whats romantic about your face? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
boy- on second thought, i think ill go without you...
me- have fun at mcdonalds with your mom!
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so yea.
i probably wouldn't be that mean, but still.
