Person:~looks at picture above/side~ “Why couldn't you eat whip cream like a normal person?”
Me:~pulls out cool whip bowl~ “Well, see, I'm not exactly normal...”
Person: “...”~gets up and walks away
Me: “Hey! Where you going?! Don't you want to here my life story?!”
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Whatever's Inside My Head
RandomThis isn't really a book, more like a journal. But you can bet I won't be writing in it every day. This is, probably, very literally a collection of everything from imagines to fanfics to diary entries. I'll be sure to tell you which is which. It'll...