Sprig!: Hi I'm Sprig! 🐸
Anne: And I'm Anne! 👧🏽
Sprig and Anne: And together we're Spranne! 👧🏽🐸
Anne: Basically in this story you get to ask me and Sprig any questions you want!
Sprig: And you can also dare us to do stuff too! 😁😁😁
Polly: Hey...
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Hop pop: I take it the be Manly dare didn't go well.
Me: Nope! And now you need to teach him about Woman!
Hop pop: Heh heh. Well just because I'm old doesn't mean I don't know a thing or two about woman.
Anne: Can I help?
Hop pop: Sure! I need a girl that Sprig needs to practice on anyway. So Sprig *Grabs Sprig and puts him in a chair 🪑* here's what you need to know about girls.
Sprig: Hop pop, I think I can understand girls
Hop pop: Well, the dare said you need to learn. So even if you already know, I'm still gonna teach you. So here's the first lesson, Never lie to a girl. Girls just want the honest truth from you. They don't want Lies. Here's an example. Oh Polly!
Polly: What is it Hop pop?
Hop pop: I bought you unlimited candy 🍬 🍭.
Polly: Really? WHERE?!!!!
Hop pop: Gotcha!
Polly: ........... I hate you. *Hops away*
Hop pop: See? Are you writing this down?
Sprig: Uhh *Grabs a pen and paper* Yeah absolutely.
Hop pop: Great! Now here's another thing you need to learn is to read a girl. You never know what's going on in a girls head. They're a complicated species.
Anne: Hey, we're not complicated!
Hop pop: Yes you are.
Anne: Oh really Mr. I'm a blushing mess around Silvia
Sprig: Ha ha Zing!
Hop pop: *Blushes* Mo.. moving on.
Anne and Sprig: *Fist bump one another*
Hop pop: Like for example, when a girl tells you to stop doing something some girls actually want you to keep doing what you're doing while other girls actually want you to stop. Read their faces deeply. Anne may I use you as an example?
Anne: Sure.
Hop pop: Do you have a boyfriend?
Anne: *Pushes Hop pop*
Hop pop: That's not an answer. Do you have a boyfriend?
Anne: Okay that's enough Hop pop.
Hop pop: What's him name? Is he good enough for you? How much do you two kiss?
Anne: *Blushes of embarrassment* Hop pop, you can stop now!
Hop pop: Come on, just at least tell me his first initial.
Anne: Hop pop! I don't have a boyfriend!! Okay? *Face is super red*
Hop pop: See Sprig? You can see the embarrassment on her face.
Anne: *Covers her Face with her knees*
Hop pop: See Sprig? You must be able to read a girls face or else they will be embarrassed or even worse, mad at you.
Sprig: *Looks at Anne and holds her hand*
Anne: *Noticed Sprig holding her hand and smiles at him*
Hop pop: Okay, here's the 3rd lesson, Flirting! When you're Flirting with someone, you must always use the classic lines.
Sprig: Like what?
Hop pop: Here use this line. *Whispers it in his ear*
Sprig: Hey Anne, Can you hold my hand?
Anne: okay? *Holds Sprigs hand*
Sprig: You see that Hop pop? I was touched by an Angel
Anne: Wow, that is so cheesy. 😁
Hop pop: It's called Love Anne.
Anne: Maybe for people from 1890.
Polly: Oooo
Hop pop: Fine! Try this on Ivy and see what happens.
Sprig: Okay. *Leaves and sees Ivy*
Ivy: Hi Sprig.
Sprig: Hey Ivy. I need to ask you something.
Ivy: What is it?
Sprig: Are you tired?
Ivy: No.
Sprig: Really? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
Ivy: *Smiles* Wow, that's so cheesy Sprig.
Sprig: Hop pop told me to say this to you.
Ivy: Well, tell him it Kinda worked. It was sweet 😊☺️
Anne: Awwwwww!!!!
Hop pop: Sooo did it work?
Sprig: Kinda.
Hop pop: Good enough for me! Let's get back to learning more about girls! *Grabs Sprigs hand*
Sprig: Noo!
And that's the end! I hope you enjoyed this funny lesson in girls and I'll see you in the next chapter! Bye 👋
