[josephi to your muse]
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"Welcome to my shop!~ Everything you see is for sale!"
"I accept void rubies, demonically-infused emeralds, drachmae, euros, or gold."
"That's my price. Take it or leave it."
"I'm a business man."
"I can train you if you pay me monthly in one of my chosen currencies."
"...Stealing is forbidden."
"I saw that!!"
"Are you really trying to rob me? ME?!"
"Don't make me call my security detail."
"I'm the master of all Black Magic. I can do anything and everything."
"I may not be Omnipotent like my creator, but I'm still VERY fucking powerful."
"That collar doesn't come off~"
"My, my, you look like you could be worth a lot!~ Maybe I'll auction you off."
"Instead of torturing you, I'm going to sell you to the highest bidder!"
"Don't fucking test me!"
"Here to pick up an order?"
