vinnie hacker imagines

drunk vinnie (funny version)

warning: talk about alcohol and sexual talk ig (vv little tho)
word count:776 words

there were multiple people who dmed me and commented about making a funny version about this so here we are😚

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y/n's pov:
i got a call from jordan to come and get vinnie because he was drunk

i walked up to the house and jordan answered the door "thank you for coming to get v-" he started but got cut off by vinnie yelling

"YUH GET INTO IT!" vinnie yelled at aaron who was also extremely drunk and was humping a chair

we walked over to the kitchen which was where they were

vinnie looked over at us

"HI Y/N!" he said yelled

i put my finger over his lips "shh, you have to quiet down bubs" i told him

he grabbed my finger and moved it to the side and said "SHHH!!" loudly

jordan and i sat down for around 5 minutes and then we heard a loud thud we ran over to see baby j on top of vinnie

"GET TF OF ME YOU MOLE RAT!" vinnie said trying to stand up

"what happened?" i asked J who wasn't drunk

"he was trying to skateboard and he did a trick but ig i was 'in his way' and i fell on top of him" j said who grabbed vinnie and sat him down on a couch next to aaron

"y/n guess what?" aaron told me
"what aaron?" i responded "i fucked the tv!" he said pointing to the tv making vinnie laugh

"was she good?" vinnie asked patting aaron's back "hell yea bro!" aaron yelled back

we just stood there, looking at them

vinnie then stood up and said "no i am gonna leave!" he said running away from aaron

they ran to the bathroom, we all followed them

"come on vinnie, we have to go home." i told him, "no, me and aaron want to have a sleepover!"he said acting like a child

"vin you can have one when your sober." i told him "please! pretty please, i will do the dishes!" vinnie responded acting like i'm his mom

"ya come on y/n, we just want to listen to 'wap' and nicki minaj" aaron said looking at me

"i'm sorry but vinnie is too drunk, he has to go home." i said messing up aaron's hair acting like vinnie's mom which made j and jordan laugh

"fine. bye aaron, i have to go. but we should have a sleepover soon!" vinnie said walking next to me

"come one bubs." i said holding his hands leading him out

"good luck y/n! we love you!" the boys all yelled, i just laughed

*time skip to the car*

"AY! can i play some music?" vinnie
asked

"go ahead" i told him

he played 'daddy issues by the neighborhood'

he was screaming the lyrics and started dancing, i started laughing

"hey that house looks like ours!" he said pointing to our house "that because it is baby." i said laughing "oh, did you know nicki minaj is president!?" he asked me as i got him out of the car

" no i didn't lovebug where did you hear that?" i asked him "i saw her at the whitehouse, or was it on tv?" he questioned himself

"THROAT BABY!" vinnie sang + doing the dance

we walked inside and ran to our room "i'm gonna go take pierre for a walk!" he yelled, i ran to the room, not knowing what he was gonna do

"how about not, let's get to ready for bed?" i said to the drunk vinnie sitting on the bed

i placed pierre back in his cage, i looked over to see vinnie with no pants and no shirt just boxers

"quit looking and dress me." he whined as he sat down again

i got his clothes and started to dress him

"why couldn't i have a sleepover with aaron mommy?" vinnie asked being completely serious

"i'm sorry baby, you can tomorrow ok?" i told him he nodded, i just ignored what he called me

"i want a kiss." vinnie pouted, i placed my lips on his and kissed him

we laid down then...

"i wish you were mom, so i could call you mommy."

"did you know there is a mommy kink!?"

"daddy and mommy, sounds nice."

he talked and talked about the word 'mommy'

"big boobs? what, um chile anyways so" he said

he just continued talking about nicki minaj and the word mommy

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umm that was horrible
i'm not funny well writing i'm not🧑🏼‍🦲🤟
chile anyways-
i have school, so if i don't post monday and tuesday that's why❤️