ALPHABET STORY!!!!!

This is a story that is not serious...       UNLESS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SIRIUS BLACK!!!!! :P But really, we are not serious, AT ALL. My name is Leah and she's Emi. We're not Sirius. At all. Back on topic, please don't get upsetted by any of this...   is that a word? Upsetted? Huh...   it is now. Anywho, please go away if you're a Twi-hard or if you like Hal Jerkton(Hal Jordon), SuperDouche(Superman), or Spiderwimp(Spiderman). We will probably end p making fun of them at some point in this story. :P Enjoy! I just said that like I was handing you Red Vines or Sprinkles or -This is for you, Emi- Bacon. Sadly, I am not giving you anything... :'( I'm sorry... :D Here, have one of Alfred's cookies! ( :: ) Have two! ( :: ) R&R! :D

Sparr: Emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emi: Yah?

Sparr: WE SHOULD PLAY A GAME!!!!! :D

Emi: Ooh! What game?!?!?!

Sparr: ALPABET STORY!!!!!

Emi: ...Huh?

Sparr: Alpahbet story! When you go sentence and sentence, and make a crazy story. The first person says a sentence that starts with A, then the second person says on that start with B, etc! Jason, Damian, Colin, Rory, Jace, Score, Steve, Fred, George, Fqred, and Gqeorge(pronounced Fred and George) can play, too! Fqred and Gqeorge are my siamese kitties!!!!! Steve is Emi's pet llama that talks and eats money and sprinkles, and Rory is Colin's Teddy bear that is alive!!!!! I'll start!

Sparr: Astronauts got nothin on Jay!

Jason: Beg your pardon?

Damian: Cats are better than both Jason and astronauts.

Colin: Don't be mean, guys! Rory is the best!

Rory: Everyone is just jealous of me!

Jace: Fudge you!

Score: Going anywhere with this?

Steve: Hell. That's where we're all going.

Fred: I think that your wrong, mate.

George: Jeffery is goin to hell. Not us.

Fqred: Kill Joker!!!!!

Gqeorge: Leah is Sparr's first name!!!!!

Emi: Marie is my middle name! And it's in middle! And Emi! OMIGOSH!!!! *jumps around excitedly* OH OH!! Magic is what you learn at Hoggy-warts! Muggles are what we are! Movies are fun to watch! Minerva is strict! Moo is what Steve says!

Steve: Naw, I really don't think she gets it.

EMi: OH YES I DO!

Jason: PEW! PEW! I have a gun!

Dami: Quiddiliwiggles! Oh darn it! Emi's making us say random stuff again!

Rumbleroar: RAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!!! RUMBLEROAR!!!!!!!

Sparr: SEVEROUS SNAPE IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Jason: Though he is not as epic as Jason Todd.

Colin: U....You have cheese?

Batman(Referee): You're out, Colin. You starts with the letter y, not u.

Colin: Aww...

Fqred: Ultraviolet Rays exist.

Gqeorge: Violet rays do not exist.

Rory: Where is Colin?!?!?!?!?!

Score: X-ray! He is getting an X-ray!

Fred: You're crazy, mate.

George: Zebras are not British!!!!!

Draco: Apples are delicious!

Emi: But....I thought we ended with Z?

Sparr: Cats understand this game. *Shakes head with a completely straight face* People don't.

Jason: Don't you understand, Emi?

Damian: Everyone agrees that she does not understand.

Rory: FIND COLIN!!!!!

Jace: GRAB A BAT AND FOLLOW ME!!!!!

Score: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MAKE ME HELP?!?!?!?!?!

Steve: I WANT SPRINKLES!!!!

Fred: JK...   ROWLING!!!!! ;P

George: KILL 'EM, MATE!!!!!

Fqred: LEAH SUCKS, LEAH SUCKS!!!!!

Gqeorge: MAN, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US BRUTALLY MURDERED BY JASON?!?!?!?!?!

Pixel: No Idea where I am...

Score: Obviously, we're... *Listen to some elevator music while Score explains to Pixel! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo doo doo doo doooooo doo*

Sparr: Perfect! Score'll explain the game to Pixel, and we'll see you again next chapter! : ) GAME PAUSE!!!!!

Emi: BUH-BYE,  PEOPLES!!!!!

Sparr: BYE-BYE, PERSONS!!!!!