YOU PUNY MORTAL

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My little sister was talking about how she could draw and then i show her some of virias drwaings.
SHE TELLS ME THAT THIS PICTURES ABOVE ARE UGLY.
Im like but viria drew this you cant draw as well as she can. And then I tell her about how viria on my opinion gives us a good visual on what pjo/hoo characters look.
She continues on how shes a pro begginer at drawing anime. (even tho the picture is out of proportion).
And then i show her a picture of percys facial expressions. When she sees the one expression of percy in tartarus she says what is wrong with his face why is it dirty. I tell her hes in tartarus.
Then why doesnt he wash his face off with water.
Because there is no water hes in tartarus.
Then why doesnt he use lava.
There is no LAVA in tartarus.
Ok then why doesnt he use TARTARSAUCE
BECUASE THERE IS NONE
OK THEN WHY NOT ASK THE GODESS CHAOS FOR SOME MAKE UP
by this point im like NO YOU PUNY MORTAL JUST NOOOOOOOO
she asks me why not
JUST NOOOOO PUNY MORTAL
end of story

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