But..Gordon, I'm a Virgin..

Not just any rat...

Gordan regretted revealing himself. The rat stood on its hind legs examining the room, he hadn't been let out of the hat in years. He hesitantly walked down Gordan's arm and onto the floor. He made his way towards Chris. As he got closer to her she tried to squirm away but the door was closed behind her, trapping her in. The rat sniffed gently at her and she squirmed as he begun to crawl up onto her leg. 'What the fuck Gordan?!' she exclaimed as the rat continued to explore her body.

Gordan looked conflicted as he begun to explain himself, 'I always wanted to be a chef. Ever since I was a child but I was a fucking muppet of a cook. I was the idiot sandwich. I always forgot the lamb sauce. Someone literally died once from the smell of my food I was so bad. Because of this everyone laughed at me, saying I would never fulfil my dream of becoming a chef. That's when Remy came into my life. You see he's always wanted to be a chef too except it was impossible with his little hands. We discovered that if he hid underneath my hat he could control me by pulling on my hairs. Cooking isn't the only thing he helps me with though, all my moves I just showed you? They were all him to. But you know what? They don't laugh at me anymore, I'm a world famous chef! My dream's have been accomplished and I'm not ashamed of the methods I use!' Gordan was hesitant despite the pride he claimed in his speech. Chris looked down to Remy, the realisation that he was the reason Gordan was such a good fuck dawning on her.

'Gordan, this has been fun but... I think there's something else I want now,' she stared longingly into the eyes of the rat before her. The most beautiful thing she had ever witnessed. It was now that she realised the huge mass he sat upon... Did it have a face on it? Yes. It was true. Remy the rat had a digitally engineered penis created and installed by tech genius Elon Musk specifically with Elon's face on it, now with vocal cords, a detachable jaw, real life hair follicles, optic nerves, E-700 10-07 surround sound eardrums, self awareness, its very own digitally designed penis created and installed by tech genius Elon Musk and now a small puppy attached by a flesh leash. Chris could feel the area between her legs becoming wet just from the sight of it. She grabbed Remy in her hands, shoving Gordan to the side as she carried him to her bed. Could she replace the face of her surgically engineered penis from that of Gordan to the far more deserving Remy? She could only hope. She could only dream to be worthy enough of such a thing. Gordan stood watching in shock as he watched the situation unfold before him. Was he really being left for a rat? Maybe he really was the failure all the kids at school told him he was. He quickly exited the room allowing Remy and Chris to share their moment in peace as he decided if life was still worth living.

Chris heard a feint gun shot not so far away but she was so invested in having the best sex she'd ever had in her life that she didn't pay it any attention. Remy's giant pecker continuously entered and exited her. After she climaxed from that for the seventh time in a row he begun sucking off her little Gordan- soon to be little Remy. There was biting. There was licking. There was sucking. But most importantly of all there was pleasure. Pleasure she hadn't felt when it was merely Gordan performing these acts. Remy far exceeded his predecessor. With his dong inside of her Chris felt Remy thundercream. It was the most amazing feeling of her life.

She encouraged him to thundercream again into her mouth so she could swish it around and savour the moment. She would remember this moment for the rest of her life and not just because she was fucking a rat with a digitally engineered penis created and installed by tech genius Elon Musk specifically with Elon's face on it, now with vocal cords, real life hair follicles, optic nerves, a detachable jaw, E-700 10-07 surround sound eardrums, self awareness, its very own digitally designed penis created and installed by tech genius Elon Musk, a small puppy attached by a flesh leash and now internal organs. This would be remembered as the greatest moment of her life. She could still taste the thundercream inside of her mouth, the perfect balance of sweet and savoury. Much tastier than Gordan's ever was.

The majestic sex continued long into the night. The lovers continuously sucking and licking and touching each other. They couldn't get enough of each other. It was the greatest moment either of them had ever had. Eventually after what must have been Chris's hundredth climax of the night they fell asleep, Chris snuggled into Remy's muscular rat arm. She feared she would squash him in her sleep but he reassured her that after all they'd been through that night sleeping was the least of their worries.

The next morning Chris awoke and her darling Remy was gone. She didn't know how to feel. She cried. She begged. She longed for his return. Was life even worth living without his magical phallus in it? No. Never. She stood shakily, glancing to the space where Remy had laid the night before. She picked up a knife which was laying on the ground ready to cut her own throat. The feeling of how he used her was overbearing, and to think she was now with child. His child. Just as the knife was millimetres away from her throat she smelt the calming aroma of bacon. Allowing the knife to clutter out of her hand she walked down the hall into the kitchen. He hadn't left her after all. He was making her breakfast. She snuck up behind him and gently cuddled him from behind. 'I'm so glad you stayed,' she whispered softly into his ear. Just as things were about to become heated again there was a jingling of keys at the front door followed by a woman scream, Gordan's family was home.