Sophie: Well, my other best friend is London. She isn't an emo and she's just like the old me. When I started the school, London was the first to welcome me. She was very shy. But now we share everything. Secrets to sandwiches to almost anything else.
London: Hey, I'm London. I'll give you a description of me. I have long, curly blonde hair, hazel eyes and I'm a nerd. Or a dork, or a dweeb. Whatever you call it, I'm that. I happen to have a great style sense but I can't show it off. You see, my parents own this big company and the only way that they can get money is by forcing me to date this ugly Japanese guy. He's called Takashi. He takes me out on dates every night. But the reason why I'm the one given to him and not my sister, is because I have the gift of big breasts. My parents give me these terrible clothes that hide my features completely. It's not fair. But, any who, it doesn't matter. I can find a way out of this.
Sophie: Hey, London, don't cry.
London: I'm not crying.
Sophie: Yeah you are.
London: NO, I'm not. End of story.
Sophie: (cough) you (cough) are (cough).
London: (Sigh)
Sophie: (Sniggers)
London: Oh, whatever.
Sophie: Ummmm....
London: Urrrrmmmm...
Sophie: So.....
London: So...?
Sophie: This is awkward....
London: Yup.
Sophie: (Sniggers)
London: (Giggles)
Sophie: Hahahahahaha!!!
London: Ahahahaha!
Sophie: I don't get what's so funny! Haha!
London: Same! Ahaha!