(DISCONTINUED)♡Knives and love♡ (⚠️WARNING LOTS OF GORE⚠️) -Yandere AU-

Syrup races and news

I can't sleep.. Jesus Christ...

Bill woke up in the middle of the night and to his surprise, his 'mom' wasn't home yet...
Actually.. I think there was a party a couple months ago but since the Grenda incident it got cancelled... Well that's too bad but why am I sad? I wouldn't even get invited..
Bill snickered and sat up.
"I'm hungry.. Also what time is it.?"
Bill turned on his phone and squinted because of the light.
It's 1:57 am..
The blonde sighed and went to his room because the blinking light of the tv annoyed him.

God I can't sleep.. Because of Mable and Pacifica having the volume of the tv all the way up and the butterflies in my stomach..
Dipper walked out of his room to the living room and looked up at the tv.
Pacifica is actually watching a Barbie movie with mable-
The two girls laughed and pointed at the tv.
"So I'm guessing you guys are making fun of Barbie movies again?"
Dipper chuckled and walked over to the couch.
Mable smiled and pointed at a blue haired girl that looked like she was high.
"She's definitely a lesbian.. You can't tell me otherwise."
Pacifica giggled and pointed to a weird emo dude.
"He listens to my chemical romance!!"
Dipper snorted and sat down on the couch.
The two girls started to crack up as they made fun of more characters.

-2:37 am-
Everyone was in bed but dipper still couldn't sleep.
Ohh.. That's why we didn't go to that party.. So nobody else got killed.
Dipper chuckled and closed his eyes
He needed to get sleep or else he would look dead.

Pacifica spent the night at the twins house and she was in mabels room right now.
"Pacifier.. If we were in the zombie apocalypse and I got bitten what would you do?"
Pacifica smiled and responded.
"I would let you bite me so we could be zombies together."
"If you got bitten I would blow your head off the second you came near me, oh you wouldn't even fucking survive."
Mabled cuddled Pacifica and closed her eyes.
"Damn Mable.. You're that harsh hm?"
"Yeah but I'm guessing you would like getting killed by glitter cannons right?"
"Meh.. As long as I look beautiful I don't care who kills me."
"Heh.. Typical Pacifica.. Welp goodnight.. "
"Night table."

-10:26 am-
Bill yawned and got out of bed to brush his teeth, as he walked to the bathroom there was no sight of his 'mom'.
Guess I can do whatever I want huh?
Bill walked into the bathroom and closed the door. He started brushing his teeth, changing clothes, and doing whatever else he needed to do.

Dipper walked to the kitchen and saw Mable trying to teach Pacifica to make pancakes.
Well I guess I should get the fire extinguisher..
When you put someone who's really clumsy but creative, and someone who never did anything by themselves you get a dangerous duo that's for sure. Dipper sat down and watched the two so they didn't burn the house down.

Bill got out of the bathroom and went to turn on the tv. He never got to watch tv because his 'mom' was always lying down eating chips or something so he was actually really excited.
The blonde looked through the guide and saw the news channel so he pressed 'ok' on the remote.
"Breaking news, a waiter at a Japanese restaurant was found stabbed and dumped in a dumpster. Police are trying to find who did it but they didn't get any clues. We will give you updates soon but let's go to the weather"
A big grin was on the petite boys face, he felt so good knowing that someone he killed got on the news..
"Ah I love doing this.. But I do have to be careful so I don't get caught"
Bill laughed and turned the tv off.
That's enough tv for today, I need to go to work.

Wait this is the first time I'm interrupting the story but when you read this next part please comment
'Dipper goes to Taco Bell'
😂😂😂

Bill worked at Taco Bell on the weekends so he really liked Fridays cause he could do whatever he wanted and didn't have to deal with homework or his job. But today was Saturday.
Bill went to his room and got on his uniform, name tag, and shoes.
He brushed his blonde hair and looked in the mirror one last time.
"Off to work.."

Bill took the bus and needed to save 10 bucks everytime he went to work so he could actually get there.
The blonde ran to a bus station and got on, paying the bus driver 5$.
He walked over to a seat and sat down looking around the bus. It was empty
Yes.. Nobody is on.. Nobody looking at me, no children screaming, no people talking.. Nothing..

-11:25 am-
"Well I'm surprised this house didn't go down In flames.. You guys actually made good pancakes" dipper chuckled.
"Why thank you sir dipper sauce, but we still didn't have our maple syrup race" mabel had an evil grin on her face and Pacifica looked scared.
"Uh. Syrup race?.."
"Yea, when we have pancakes dipper and I have a race to see who gets the syrup in our mouth first!"
"Really Mable? You know I'm gonna win" dipper smirked and went to go get another syrup bottle out of the pantry.
"Yeah right! I'll beat youu!!" Mable giggled and got a syrup bottle from the table.
"I think I know how the race works so I'll say when to go" Pacifica said as the two sat down and opened the syrup bottles.
"3"
"2"
"1"
"Go!"
Mable and dipper opened their mouth and started squeezing the bottles and after like 15 seconds dipper got the syrup first.
"Aha!! I won again!" dipper stood up and laughed at the brunette girl.
"Aghh. I want a rematch!!" Mable laughed and playfully pushed dipper.
"Well i gotta go back guys" Pacifica said and went to give Mable a hug.
"Okay pacifier. Bye!"
Mable hugged back and went upstairs to her room.
"Bye Pacifica, hopefully the wind doesn't blow your wig off" dipper snorted and went to the living room
"Okay sir dipping sauce, hopefully you get a chest hair soon" Pacifica said as she went out the door.

Well that was a horrible chapter 😂😂😂
but I hope you guys have a great day and drink lots of water!! Bye 🥺💞