"Fuck you, bitch" Ghiaccio says in a calm, soothing manner as he hold up his middle finger.
"Di moltoooo" Melone whispers as he pets Ghia with his middle finger
"I hate you so muuuuch" Ghiaccio says while folding the slime to look like a middle finger
"Di molto my anime husbando is so vulgar" Melone whispers in his ear while Ghiaccio makes a weirded out face
Ghiaccio calmly tells him to stfu as he grabs the slime and throws it at him asmr style
"What in the fu-" Melone hisses at Formaggio asmr style
La squadra descends into chaos soothingly
Risotto and Prosicutto sneak Pesci to daycare quietly
A dude named Phineas adopts him and renamed him ferb and Candace yells at them very nicely everyday because they are a good family He then gets mistaken for a carrot by some farmer guy who yells in surprise to find its not a carrot but a ferb
Risotto and Prosicutto quietly plan a murder and stab phineas asmr style
Ghia purrs like a cat while Melone pets him while he naps
Risotto and Prosicutto stand over Phineas' dead body while reciting "we all have a platypus controlling us" quietly
Illuso fawns over himself quietly while heating up Formaggio
Candace then stomps asmr style into the room and songs a song about how her bro can no longer bother he and how happy she is she could practically fall asleep this asmr is so good
"EgGs AnD bAyAcOhN oOOOooOh yEaAaH"
Ghia wakes up and starts foaming from the mouth like a dog with rabies and ferally growls in an asmr manner
Sorbet and Gelato are probably in their room but for some content rules we can't provide anything about that
Ghia pounces on Candace and bites her throat out
Candace screams "MOM GHIA IS MURDERING ME" calmly as Ghia obliterated her
Perry walks in and looks over his fallen brethren and is very happy bcuz now he doesn't need to sneak out HE IS FREEEEE
Melone gets the leash out for his Deku cosplay and puts it on Ghia and gives him a treat and goes to his room to take a "nap"
Melone is wearing his nomu cosplay because it's obviously the best ship ever Haters gonna hate 🙄
"Mmm feet" everyone just stops and stared at the door to Melones room
Pesci is nowhere to be seen probably with perry Everyone forgot about him
Candace died btw Yeah snitches get..... not stitches in her case She has no head She did end up in a ditch tho The way all her bones were snapped as she rolled into the ditch was very asmr
Ciocalotta and Secco traced the security footage and sent it to the boss and that's why they have low pay
"Damnit it why isn't the reader asleep yet?? This is the best asmr ever" Espresso-Chan says
"Nothings working they are to powerful..." Author-Chan says
"Fall the fuck asleep bitch" Espresso-Chan says "Please?" Author-Chan asks in a loli voice "ugh hoe"
"If you don't gts we will find you and Ghia will eat your head"Espresso-Chan says in an calm-angery manner "And your bones will be ours" Espresso-Chan adds
Author-Chan and espresso-Chan fly up from hell and bonk you on the head but you still don't fall asleep
So we suplex you and you're knocked tf out
"Gn hoe"
✨💞the end💞✨
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