Criminal Wanted: Blooper Edition

Filler Chapter Two

Filler Chapter Two

Imagine the same room. Twelve chairs and eleven occupants.

Leo: Ooooh! We're in THIS room again!

Gemini: Yep.

Virgo: I swear to the stars Silver. Why are you doing this without finishing Chapter Four.

Me: Hey! It's almost done okay? Plus, a smart detective like you already knows why.

Capricorn: Pisces sprained his ankle trying to get the plastic prop knife for his scene that Scorps accidentally put on the high shelf.

Scorpio: Please stop calling me that horrid name.

Me and Capricorn: No will do Scorps.

Scorpio: (sighs in defeat)

Libra: I still can't get over the fact that you are in this room, yet we never notice you.

Me: I'm a stealthy ninja.

Leo: Really?!

Me: Yes.

Aquarius: Leo, you can't possibly believe that right?

Gemini: I'm starting to wonder what Leo's IQ is.

(I apologize to any Leo's that feel offended out there. This is just for fun and I promise on my writing soul that I don't mean any harm to Leo's. Please don't take this seriously!)

Leo: I don't know.

Scorpio: How do you not know?

Aries: He never took the test.

Libra: And how do YOU know that?

Sagittarius: ...

Aries: ...

Leo: ...

Libra: Oh.

Virgo: Libra, why would you ask that question.

Libra: Ehheh, sorry.

Cancer: Hey Silver.

Me: Yes Cancer?

Cancer: Why is-

Taurus: Why is there a double update today?

Cancer: I was just about to say that.

Me: Well since I haven't updated in like, a month, I thought the readers deserve a big treat. So we are going to introduce more people today!

Virgo: That is very sweet of you Silver. But in case you forgot, the last time we did this without Pisces all our equipment and costumes got waterlogged.

Me: But I haven't introduced him yet! Plus, I'm the all powerful author. The water evaporated in a split second.

Aries: Silver, you know perfectly well that I had to wring my costume dry as well as use a flamethrower to dry up the break room.

Me: Oh. I must've forgot to dry yours then. But I know I dried the break room, how was it still wet?

Aries: Because you didn't dry it.

Me: Guess I forgot by accident... Sorry!

Scorpio: Was it really an accident? Did you also just COINCIDENTALLY forget to dry the ENTIRE makeup room? Pisces LITERALLY took a water hose and BLASTED everything in REVENGE.

Cancer: I have to agree with Scorpio there.

Me: Um...

Sagittarius: And let's not forget almost all of the camera equipment. You are very lucky I had that thousand dollar recording camera and microphone on me.

Me: Okay, okay! I'm sorry! I admit, I forgot to come by and dry everything off. I was reviewing the script for Pisces okay?!

Taurus: She dried my costume.

Cancer: Taurus, I dried your costume.

Taurus: Nuh uh! I clearly saw Silver dry my costume!

Cancer: Excus-

Me: ANYWAY! Taurus, I didn't dry anything.

Gemini: HA! So you do admit it!

Me: Yes, but we have to get to the objective of the chapter now.

Sagittarius: So, who's going next today?

Me: Any volunteers?

Taurus: Shouldn't we be doing these introductions by order?

Me: Nah, that's boring.

Leo: Ooo! Ooo! Pick me! Pick me!

Aries: ....

Sagittarius: ....

Aries: Why is he a fire sign with us again?

Leo: Uh, RUDE.

Me: It's okay Leo! You can go.

Aquarius: Ooo! Can I go next?

Me: Ye.

Leo: Alrighty! Hello wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous readers of Earth! It is I! That fabulous Leo who is playing a police officer in Criminal Wanted! I have orange faded to yellow hair, blue eyes, and a tan skin tone. I also have two pet dogs.

Gemini: Wow.

Virgo: That was a long introduction.

Me: Yes, thank you Leo! Aquarius, you're up.

Cancer: I'm slightly worried on how this is going to go.

Aquarius: Hey! Anyways, hello! I'm Aquarius and I'm a scientist in Criminal Wanted. I have blue hair, brown eyes, and pale skin.

Me: Thank you Aquarius for sharing!

Gemini: I'm going next time.

Aries: That's very blunt.

Me: Welp, this brings us to the end of this chapter! And just a head's up, if I ever describe any of these characters a but differently in future chapters, I apologize. My memory isn't very great. Now, everyone say bye!

All present zodiacs: Bye!

Sagittarius: See ya'll next time!