So it turns out that I'm back on the cursed app that is Wattpad after so many years. It's amazing how story quality tends to plummet the older you get. Writing I once regarded as a masterpiece, is still admittedly quite interesting but has lost some of its luster.
I should probably introduce myself , but then again I doubt someone gives a fuck. Oh yeah I curse by the way so the 5 year olds might not want to stick around. Anywho I remember being on this app like 4 years ago, in the era of Vampires and Werewolves and all that jazz, I even used to have an affinity for creepypasta. Will I ever admit that shit to someone I know in real life? Hell no. By the way to all the 11 year olds talking about creepypasta and death and thinking you don't have friends becuase nobody understands you, it's not that. You're just really fucking creepy. I know I used to be that creepy 11 year old. Middle school is a bitch . High school is bitchier. College, well I'll tell you when I get there.
It's my art in the title image/card thingy again, and you'll find it's usually my art unless I state otherwise. I should probably state a reason for you people to stick around such as my intrests, but the again I don't care too much. Like it would be cool but I won't be crying in a corner about it. Much. Beyond that I'm Asexual ( yes I reproduce like a plant I have 5 clones of me, and they are currently doing my homework) I like the show Hazbin Hotel which should tell you what you need to know about my sense of humor and a long time ago I used to write fanfics. Well there was one original story but again it's pretty bad. Who knows I might take a swing at it again if you people( there's literally no one reading this) drop some prompts in the comments or something. My favorite stories revolve around superheroes and villians and all that fun stuff.
Who knows I might get into some personal stuff later, or I might write a short story or a snippet. I might even write a personal stuff disguised as a snippet. Or I may write nothing at all. Only time will tell for that one .
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Short stories rants and general tomfoolery
HumorConsider this a nonsensical collection of rants and stories , imagine a really shitty diary except less of the actual life stuff. Maybe don't know I'm retarded and bored which is always and interesting outcome. come on in, stay a while, who knows I...