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Girls are complicated.

1)We cry when we end things that hurt us.

2) We laugh at things that are not funny just because the moment is awkward.

3) We are sarcastic 95% of the time, but only use a sarcastic tone 30%.

4) We say we are looking for love when we push away the ones that show us they are too.

5) We tell boys that they would be the perfect boyfriend if 'we didn't see them as a brother'

6) We do our make up and wear fancy clothes to impress other girls more than guys because we know that we look at each other and judge.

7) We tell others that they are perfect and that they shouldn't judge people. Then turn around and judge them.

Basically women are an entire species of hypocrites.