My Best Friend

One!

I woke up and looked straight into the blue eyes of my best friend, Tommy. He's good looking, smart, funny, caring and kind. He's been there for me through all my breakups and the many times I've had my heart broken.  That just shows that he's a true best friend.

"What's up TomTom?" I said, sitting up in my bed and rubbing the sleep from my eyes. "The sky. Now get your lazzy ass up or we'll be late for school." Tommy said, dragging his backpack along my newly polished hardwood floor. "You little fucker, my mom just had all the floors professionally polished, if she finds out there's a scratch anywhere on the floor, be prepared to lose your balls." I said, Tommy held onto his balls.

I burst out laughing. "You fucker I was kidding. But seriously my mom will flip a shit if there's a scratch." I said, checking to make sure there were no scratches, and there wasn't. "Can you please hurry up and get dressed so we can get to school. My mom flipped a shit when I was late last time." Tommy said.

"Well since you said please, I will." I said, getting up and going to my walk-in closet. I pulled out a clean bra and panties. I grabbed my favorite jeans, a tank top and a flannel shit. I hot dressed in my walk-in closet.

When I was finished getting dressed, I brushed my hair quickly, picked up a hair elastic and backpack. I rushed down the stairs, where Tommy was waiting for me. He had two apples in his hand, one for me and for him.
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We made it to school five minutes before the 1st bell rang, so Tommy and I hurried to out lockers to get out our shit for the first three classes. Tommy thought that it'd be funny to put a sign with an arrow that said 'kick me hard' on Mr. Evergrern's back. Tommy and I hated Mr Evergreen so much it wasn't funny.

"Tommy you little fucker, gimme a high five." I said, Tommy high fived me and we slammed our locker doors shut and POQed (POQ stands for Piss Of Quick) fast.