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I. SUMMARY.
In your drunken stupor, you may or may not have accidentally let it slip to Kaeya Alberich about your crush on Diluc Ragnvindr, the owner of the Dawn Winery of Mondstadt. And of course he'd use this information somehow...and you'll pay dearly for this grave mistake of yours and have your life ruined in one way or another.
...Or will you actually?
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II. DISCLAIMERS & WARNINGS.
[1] major genshin webtoon/character story spoilers. [2] COMMENT ETIQUETTE: don't be weird i'll block you because i hate unfunny people. if you spam in-line comments on every fucking sentence and i don't know you well, i'd prefer you stay silent Thanks [3] spontaneous/irregular updates because i run on a strange supply of motivation/inspiration whatever you dub those things [4] again don't be weird in my notifs [5] staking copyright patented on this idea I'm possessive Yandere!!!!!!!!!
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III. AUTHOR'S NOTE.
updated author's note in 2022 LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
i have nothing much 2 say here other than this fic started as some kinda way to manifest diluc into existence as a non-diluc haver in 2020 and now i am (fortunately) a diluc haver in 2021 who has triple-crowned the ugly man
anyways Idk expect awesome writing (questionable) and stupid humour (UNQUESTIONABLE) from my sexy brain #BOSSBEHAVIOUR
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BLHA BLAH BALDHHHH If i catch u guys stealing my sexy plots Catchphrases Blah blah blah you WILL catch these hands (2020) (modern translation in 2022: I will beat ur ass and embarrass you publicly).
