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vernon: so, i can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degree for one minute.

mingyu: vernon, no. that's now how you bake cookies.

vernon: floor it???

mingyu: no.

vernon: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?????

mingyu: ARE YOU TRYING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

vernon: I AM GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

mingyu: NO. NO MEANS NO, VERNON. NO.

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