The Shadow Realm Incident

Chapter 1: The Shadow Realm

You wake up with a massive headache, you look around your surroundings to see that everything is dark. You hear a voice, a voice that is familiar to you but you can't quite tell where you heard it from.

"Looks like you're finally awake, Jimbo." the voice said, "Looks like you're gonna be stuck here for a while."
You look up and see that it's Hugh Neutron, standing there menacingly while t-possing. You wonder why the hell did he took you here and if this is even real or you're just tripping on weed.

You ask him why you are here, he responds by saying, "Let me tell you about something Jimbo, you never, ever, say the n word without the n word pass card."

"What, why would I say the n word?" you say, "I'm a good Christian boi."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you seem to be forgetting the fact that you committed several war crimes in a span of one week." he said, "That ain't very Christian of you Jimbo, I'm disappointed in your actions. So that's why I took you here, to punish you because of your sins and transgressions you made against the Pope."

Before you can say anything, he grabs you with his shadow arms that came out of nowhere and drags you slowly to the femur breaker and places you there. He attaches the locks on your arms and legs to prevent you from escaping.

"Tell me Jimbo, have you ever experienced what's it like to chew 5-gum, well looks like you're in luck today because you're about to find out." Hugh says, in a very menacing tone.
He turns on the machine and the big, metal block slowly descends towards your crotch. Before it reaches your crotch, a sudden large explosion is heard by the both of you. The machine stops all of the sudden and you are free from your shackles. You make a run for it and Hugh chases you while still in his current t-posing state.

"You can't escape your punishment nor Pope Cassos III. Repent and accept your punishment before it's too late, Jimbo." he utters, as he gains speed and turn into an attack helicopter. He gains altitude and proceeds to launch 15 homing missiles at you. As the missiles approach you, Hugh says, "Any last words, Jimbo?"

You don't answer him and continue to run towards the exit to leave and escape from the shadow realm.
The missiles grow nearer and your chances of survivability decreases every second.

Before the missiles hit you, Shrek appears from a portal and says, "Hello, mate how are you?" in his very Shrek accent. He then uses his body to block the incoming missiles from Hugh Neutron's helicopter body missile launcher. The mass of the impact of the missiles were enough for the both of you to slam towards the ground, but both of you weren't hurt, for Shrek used his powers to make a shield bubble covering both of you.

"How the hell did you get here?" you say, in a rather confused tone. Shrek doesn't reply, instead he makes an enchanted diamond sword out of thin air then proceeds to charge at Hugh Neutron, who is in his helicopter form.

"You think your puny and tiny sword can kill me, or even wound me at least once?" Mr. Neutron says, as he launches the same amount of missiles he launched earlier. "Jimbo," he says to Shrek, "It takes more than a sword to damage the exterior of a vehicle permanently beyond repair, let alone that you're facing against a flying helicopter."

"I don't care old man." replied Shrek, who is already closing the distance near him. "You need to stop sending these innocent people into the shadow realm just because of Pope Cassos' orders."
"Ha, Jimbo!" Hugh says, "You can't even make a proper explosion to hurt me in my first form!" He then charges towards Shrek and engages in a long to short distance battle.
Sherk uses his sword to send in lightning bolts towards Hugh when he is in his helicopter form and he slashes his sword, when he is in his ground form.

The battle seems evenly matched, for both Shrek and Hugh Neutron counter each others moves flawlessly everytime. Shrek notices that you're still there and he says, "Leave through the portal, I'll meet you later, once I deal with him." Then he continues to hack and slash at Hugh with his sword.

You rush towards the portal. You can't see where it will take you. You look behind and tell Shrek "good luck" before stepping into the portal. Shrek gives you a smile, then engages into battle. That's the last thing you see, before being transferred to another place by the portal.

So before you guys ask for another chapter in the story, (if you even found this in an ocean of literature) this is just a test story, so I might not be able to add more chapters or anything like that, due to it being a test and because of you know, H O M E W O R K. So yeah have a good day guys and stay safe.