1. Tell them that My Chemical Romance broke up. Rub it in their face.
2. Throw Hot Topic coupons at them.
3. Dye all their black clothes pink.
4. Ask them if their father ever took them into the city to see a marching band.
5. Rant endlessly about how much you "hate that rock and roll."
6. Ask them if they are vampires.
7. Scream "EMO SCUM!" at them when they walk by.
8. Burn their leather.
9. Ask where the black parade is.
10. Call Gerard Way ugly.
11. Ask why they hate everyone.
DISCLAIMER: Asking emos why they hate everyone is not a good idea, as that will just make them hate everyone even more.
12. Constantly remind them that Gerard Way is married and will never love them.
13. Steal their heavy metal CDs.
14. Repeatedly ask what the boy is falling out of.
15. If an emo is sad, ask if they have the Jet Pack Blues.
DISCLAIMER: #15 can be done anytime you wish, as emos are always sad.
16. Tell them Hot Topic is closing.
17. Take them to a disco party and ask them why they aren't panicking.
18. Steal their wristbands and band merch
19. Put a siren in their bed, saying, "You said you liked Sleeping With Sirens," when they get mad at you.
20. Ask them why they write sins not tragedies.
21. Thank them for the memories, even though they weren't so great.
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