My Hero Bizarre Adventure

The Booster Shot Syndrome

Y/n pov

I was picking up breakfast when something came flying past me, crashing into a building

Y/n: what the heck

The smoke cleared, and it was some random guy, probably a dumb villain

???: hey~ y/n~

Y/n: oh God, I know that voice; what is it, hawks

Hawks: why so mean I was saying hello

Y/n: more like you want to say can I get some food

Hawks: I mean long as your offering

Y/n: well, I wasn't, besides. Aren't you working right now

Hawks: oh yeah, that. Let me just- y/n! Move!

Y/n:!?

I turn and see the villain coming at me with bloodshot eyes like he went berserk

Y/n: star platinum!

Then as the gut tried to take my head off, star platinum punched him square in the jaw, sending him flying into the same building hawks sent him into

Y/n: the hells his problem

Hawk: couldn't tell you; I thought me knocked him out

Y/n: well, he should be down now; call the cops. Would you

Then I started walking when I stepped by some glass, and when I looked down it was a vile

Y/n: what the hell is that

Then the guy got back up with a broken jaw and nose growling

Hawks: this guy won't stay down

Y/n: then we have to make sure he does

I grabbed a pebble and tossed in the air as star platinum caught it

Star platinum: REQUIEM

The rock glows golden and gets shot at the guy as it turns into a scorpion that stings the guy on the shoulder, paralyzing him while he falls flat on his face

Y/n: good grief, what a freak

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Timeskip

I got back home with hawks, and miruko was already eating my damn food

Miruko: hey y/n, how goes it

Y/n: better if you didn't eat my damn food, stop barging into my house

Miruko: well, maybe stop leaving the spar key

Y/n: next time, you won't get in

Hawks: hey miruko, how you are doing

Miruko: pretty good come back to leach off y/n

Y/n: look who's talking

Miruko: (low grumble)

Y/n: you two get over here

Miruko and hawks walked up to the table, and I placed the vile I had from the fight this morning on the table

Miruko: this is