A/N: overall story happens in the election arc so some things might be confusing or not understandable if you haven't watched it. Also spoiler alert ig anyway enjoy or i will break your kneecaps 🤪🤪(also hi ray ;)) I never told you I was making another book but oh well 😹😹) anyway nay nay killua🐴
Y/N's POV.
ugh tf why am I in some random ass town bitch what the fuck kinda shit is this I was told I was gonna get drugz n shi here but so far there's nuhn 🙄🙄 ayo what the fuck y there a line or sumn shit with security guards that leads into a building 🤨🤨 is black friday early or sum shi bitch I wasnt informed fuck can this shit go any worse anyway better hope that the store has sum fuckin good manga and shi cause if it don't im suing and shi cause my dads a lawyer 🤪🤪🤪
anyway I get into line and there's some ugly clown bitch with stars and water shit on the fuckin cheeks like a fucking five year-old drew on him or sumn. his hair looking like mf red blue spagheti shit that's been frozen for 16 years. mf looks like sum ugly pencil sharpener
"ayo tf are you staring at me for bitch"
"tf sorry ugly bitch"
"wait sorry you look kinda young ;)) how old are you 🥵🥵🤤"
"ew tf old enough hoe anyway why tf r we here, why is the line this long"
"oh lmao were like voting for new president shi cause the previous one died or sumn idk I was irrelevant in that arc anyway i'mma just submit a blank page cuz why not 😻"
"isn't that illegal? anyway who r the candidates"
"idk sum ugly annoying rat bitch, sum other useless ones and a ripened gon🥵🥵"
"a fucking who- anyway ig I'll just submit blank paper too all of them sound useless"
"ayy twinsies 😻😻 anyway u seem cool what's ur name and number"
"bitch ew also im y/n"
"ayy lmao im hoska btw wanna meet my emo husband after this 😻😻🥵"
"idk sure ig"
"oh btw ur a 10 are you even a hunter?"
"10 in what you dumbfuck anyway no I'm not hunting useless and shi I don't wanna get my clothes dirty"
"ur not even supposed to be here tf"
"hoe you look more like a main charecter between these normies you stand out more than me you probably shouldn't even be here ugly
anyway me and clown bitch kept talking. when we got to the box he like tried to talk to them but they got scared or sumn. rabbit bitch kinda cute but she didn't even look at me 🤧😭😭 I go to hoska.com after and he's just sitting there calling random people numbers "that ones a 21 oh and that ones 69 fucking weak lozers" idk what he's smoking but go off ig
he stops midsentance and turns around "ayo 420 who is this strong sexy rocker 😻😻🥵🤤" he says as some ugly ass fucking rock loser who looks like recycled paper with pins or sum shi enters "ayo y/n meet my hot smexy juicy ripe emo husband ❤️"
"yo tf you call that emo he looks like he hasn't been alive the past 6 centuries also why does he have golden balls coming out of his head"
*offended illumi needle sounds*
"bitch no need to be so fucking rude to my husband 🙄🙄 he's in disguise you dumb bitch"
"how the fuck was I supposed to know anyway can we get th fuck out the straighties are staring at us"
"yea sure ig let's go hubby😙😙 you too y/n let's go lmao"
we get in a limo or sumn um where did this clown loser and mummy get money? the other guy starts pulling out his face needles and his face starts becoming deformed "that's worse tf shouldnt you be bleeding hisoka why-"
"SHUT THE FUCL UPP- it's satisfying to watch just shtfu"
wow rude anyway his hair grows out and his hair is black now or whutever.
"bitch tf why is ur husband an alien now fuckin no lip ant eyed mother fucker"
"um bitch excuse me call me an alien one more time and I'll stick the needles in you"
"kinky but I'll pass anyway what's ur name alien 128739"
"bitch s'cuse me im illumi zoldick *dramatic zoldyj music playing*"
"oh ok anyway how is ur hair this nice woah this shit silky smooth what do you use"
"hioska what the fuck did you bring here anyway um chile-"
A/N: I can't find motivation to write anymore so story's over for now haha anywayy- thank you for reading and remeber to wear masks cuz yk world kinda shit rn anyway bye
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woah (hisoka X ging X reader)
Fanfictionhi ray I got random motivation to write this lol anyway hisoka simps scare me. there's no sexual stuff here yet and there won't be any involving y/n because writing that makes me ✨ uncomfortable✨ so you can find that somewhere else. also wear masks...
