"sex" pistols

mista x reader 18+

Mista was sitting at the dining table in the kitchen trying to feed his bullets. "Mista, tell number 5 to share his salami with me!!" Number 2 said crying. "OI, all of you knock it off, share your food or none for the rest of the night!" Mista exclaimed. Y/n walked in to her boyfriend shouting at his bullets. "Hey, stop fighting you guys." She said to the bullets while opening the fridge. They stopped fighting and nodded. "Wow, y/n, I cant even get them to stop!" He said chuckling. Y/n stopped what she was doing and gagged. " you smell like roadkill!" She exclaimed plugging her nose. "I was fighting and got dragged into a sewer ok?" He said complaining.

"I dont care, go shower!" She said pointing to the bathroom. Mista got up and sniffed y/n's hair. " you stink too." Mista scoffed. "I know, I'll shower after you do, you stinky boy!" Y/n pushed her boyfriend into the bathroom. " now undress and I'll get you a towel." Y/n walked off to retrieve a towel for her stinky boyfriend. Y/n walked back and saw that mista was naked and his hat was off. " oh, I'm so sorry!" Y/n covered her eyes. Mista grabbed y/n and said, " cant we just shower together?"  Y/n and mista have never done anything like this so it was new to both of them.

" NO!" Y/N said embarresed. " but we are saving our water bill by showering together.~" mista said teasingly. Y/n didnt argue so she just took her shirt off. Mista widened his eyes and chuckled. " well we have a real comedian over here." Y/n said smiling. Mista started the shower and got in with y/n. Y/n was making sure mista got every nook and Crany of his body so he could smell like Angels. "Its my turn, you're hogging the water." Y/n said to mista. " sure." He said.

Y/n was scrubbing her body when she felt warm hands grab her waist. Y/n squeaked at the sudden touch of mista. " I like this view ~" mista said whispering in her ear. Y/n shivered and chuckled. " oh really?" Y/n said . Mista wanted to make it clear he was aroused, so he rubbed his cock in between y/n's thighs. " MISTA?!~" Y/n yelped. "We have never gotten the chance to do anything like this baby girl~" mista said with satisfaction in his tone. "I want to too ~" y/n said.

Y/n spread her legs for some entrance. Mista grabbed her hips again and rubbed the tip of his girthy cock on y/ns tight hole. "Please baby, give it to me~" y/n whimpered. "Yes, mi amore~" mista moaned in y/ns ear. Mista shoves his hard cock into y/n's entrance and moaned. Y/n yelped and moaned louder than mista. "You're so tight mi amore~" mista said with seduction. "More baby~" y/n whimpered. Mista thruster more into y/n. Y/n bucked her hips to the rhythm of mistas thrusts as she moaned in pleasure. " I am going to cum !~" y/n yelled.

Number 5 and the bullets could hear them so number five chuckled and said ," bow chicka wow wow." And laughed

Mista sucked on y/ns neck and said, " cumming already?~" as he thrusted faster. "Y-yes!~" y/n said as they both climaxed. After they both got cleaned, they looked at eachother and chuckled. " we should do that more often!" Mista said. Y/n nodded and blushed. "So how was you shower?~" number 6 said while number five did that one eyebrow gesture. " SHUT UP!" Mista said flustered.

Ugh. What a night.

Thank you for reading!!