I walked through the gross swampy forest of wherever i was. an overwhelming smell of juicy, thick, fishy mud filled my nostrils. I paused to lean against a hairy tree and vomit up the last of my lunch (pickles).
I was on my way to see my manzzzz. my green goy, my fire, my little boy. It was technically a booty cal lolz. He sent me a hologram of his... ya know ;) JKJKJKJK he doesn't send those on holograms! He sent me a hologram asking to come over to "practice the force" we all know what that means haha.
My green boy is dearly friends with voldemort, and they've been known to fool around every once in a while. But, im not jealous, i know im his number one.
Anyways, i pulled up to his cave and took off my shoes, he was leaning seductivley against the wall. God he's so hot. "clothes take them off, you will" he said in his scratchy voice.
I did what i was told, i slowly removed my muddy silk dress, trying not to bump my head on the rocky ceiling. "Like what i see, i do" I love the way his voice sounds. He has such a way with words.
