Hit Me Up [HMU] (On Hold)

Slangs and flirting

[Once again, pretend the side picture is the picture Sarah sends to Amanda when Sarah sends her a new dm]

From: abigailwarren74

abigailwarren74: Do you really think I look like a druggie in my profile picture?

paulsonstequila: oMG SARAH YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO READ THAT

abigailwarren74: You haven't answered my question.

paulsonstequila: I, I do think that you look like a druggie, but in a good way

abigailwarren74: In which world does a druggie is considered as a compliment?
You're going to need better pick up lines if you want to make a move or something.

paulsonstequila: what
saRAH
are you suggesting me to flirt with you?

abigailwarren74: It's up to you now, young lady ;)

paulsonstequila: ;)

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The next day
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abigailwarren74 has sent you a picture

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abigailwarren74: Heeeeey Amanda. I saw on your last post that you're at work. Hmu when you can? ;)

paulsonstequila: Hey!
Wait
Do you read my posts?

abigailwarren74: Of course! I also saw the post you published last night after talking to me.

paulsonstequila: How do you know when I post? You don't even follow me lmao

abigailwarren74: I don't follow you because people would notice and our "thing" would lose it's magic. But I have an eye on you ;)

«Did she really said "our thing" and that "she has an eye on me"?»

paulsonstequila: Oh, I see the reason of the picture you sent me now. You've got an eye on me. Lmao you're so funny

abigailwarren74: What's that "lmao" thing? I've seen it hundreds of times in Twitter among the "mom" tweets.
I just hope it is not a new way of telling people "mom".

paulsonstequila: You've got to be kidding me, are you even american? You know what "hmu" means but not "lmao"!?

abigailwarren74: I guess you could say I'm half Mexican or Russian as well, tequila and vodka run through my veins, ha ha.

paulsonstequila: Lmao means "laughing my ass off", it is an Internet slang, jeez

abigailwarren74: I'm too old for this.

paulsonstequila: Online dating? I am not. I'm just 25. I think I'm too young for it

abigailwarren74: You got me in that one, young lady. I'll text you tomorrow. Night night x

paulsonstequila: Wait, so was this a date?

abigailwarren74: Me, you, tequila and vodka, did you think we were going to learn Algebra?

paulsonstequila: Nice one, Paulson.
Goodnight.

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This is being very fun to write. Comment what you think of this chapter and whether if I should continue :)