Grandma's Home

2.

            "G-Grandma?" Natasha stuttered in confusion. The lady was embracing her in a tight loving hug until she finally let go and held her shoulder.

"Yes, Grammy is here! You didn't get my letter?"

"I uh- No? I didn't even know we had a-"

"Really?" She sounded shocked. "Well, I received your letter!" She smiled pulling out an envelope from between her breasts. "And here I am!"

"Can I see that letter?" Natasha reached for it but grandma had tucked it back in her breasts before she could grab it. 

"Now, I have a couple of bags outside." She chuckled walking inside. "Please bring them in, sweetheart. While I-"

"Hey Nat, I fixed the panels and-Woah!" 

"A boy!" Grandma shouted hitting Raymond with her purse.

"Ow! Lady, I'm just a friend! Ow!" 

"Get out! Get out!" Grandma said continuing to hit him until he walked out the door.

"Call me later, Nat!" Raymond groaned running back to his house. Grandma fanned herself with her fan while Natasha stared in utter confusion.

"You have to get boys away from your tree, hon!" Grandma huffed. "Boys like him all want one thing! Your cherry!" She continued to fan herself and went back inside the house.

"What's a cherry have to do with anything?!" Natasha sighed sitting on top of grandmas suitcase. She pulled out her communicator and dialed up Dominik. "Yo Dominik, We got a...situation here."

"What is it?"

"Grandma's home."

                               Natasha patiently waited outside on the porch surrounded by grandma's luggage that she hadnt yet brought inside. She finally spotted dominik running up to the porch panting until she sat next to her.

"Its about time!" Natasha sighed.

"Where's grandma?" Dominik panted.

"Inside. But-"

"Than lets go get to know her!" Dominik cheered standing right up. 

"Dominik..." Natasha stood up. "Our parents never spoke about having a grandma? Don't you think they would've told us about her?"

"M-Maybe they forgot!"

"We should at least call them and make sure," Natasha said taking out her communicator. Dominik closed back up for her.

"They went on a mission, remember." 

"Right..." Natasha sighed. "Well, what should we do?" She turned toward Dominik who was already inside greeting grandma.

"Grandma!" Dominik cheered hugging her tight.

"My Darling Dominik!" Grandma smooched. "I was just getting some cookies in the oven! I sure hope you don't mind showing me around your house! A little house tour!" 

"Of course grandma! Nat get grandmas bags inside!" She called out.

"Don't forget my trunk, sweetie! I have valuable things in there!" She said following Dominik up the stairs. Natasha brought in the suitcases and then focused her attention on a large wide emerald trunk. Natasha's curiosity peeked and tried opening it but was met with disappointment when the trunk had a complicated lock. 

"Whatcha got there?" Mike said startling Natasha. "Sorry, didn't know you were so focused. What is it?"

"Some of grandma's things." Natasha sighed resting on top of it. "I assume Dominik told you about it?"

"Yes. And how Raymond was swatted out." He laughed and then raised an eyebrow. "Speaking of Raymond..." Natasha twisted a dial on her watch activating a little shooter with an electric end.

"Keep saying that Raymond and I should be a couple." She said sternly aiming it at Mike."We are just friends."

"I'm just saying-AH!" Natasha shot a little electric dart into mikes shoulder having him convulse on the ground. 

"I warned you..." Nat chuckled pulling the trunk into the house. She set the heavy trunk in the living room in time for Dominik and grandma to come back downstairs. Natasha collapsed on the sofa tired from bringing in luggage. 

"This living room is absolutely grand!" Grandma clapped her hands together. "Perfect for my book club meeting!"

"Book club?" Both girls raised their eyebrows in confusion. 

"Yes! You two said I can host it here. Now can you two get started on making finger sandwiches, I have to take a bath! Where's my bedroom?"

"Uhm..." Dominik sighed scratching her head. "Upstairs and down the hall."

"Perfect!" she smiled going back up the stairs. Dominik looked at Natasha who shoved her face in the pillow. 

"Finger sandwiches...?" Dominik mumbled heading into the kitchen. 

                         Raymond was busy in the garage welding a motorcycle part when the garage door opened. He took off the welding helmet to see Mike coming in twitching and grass stains on his clothes.

"You good, man?" Raymond asked. 

"Your girlfriend shot me with an electric dart..." He mumbled closing the garage door again.

"I wonder why." Raymond chuckled resuming his welding.

"Didn't mean it in a bad way." Mike groaned pulling out a stool and sitting next to Raymond. "We just think you and Nat would make a great couple, that's all." Raymond sighed and stopped welding to look over at Mike. "Please don't hurt me..."

                           Natasha squeezed may on bread while Dominik spread it and put ham and cheese, "I'm running out of mayo." Natasha said tapping the bottle on the counter. 

"And ham..." Dominik chewed.

"I think we have enough." Natasha yawned. Grandma came back downstairs showered and freshened up. 

"Darlings, I made cookies for you two!" She smiled pulling out a tray of green frosted cookies."Here have some!" Natasha grabbed one and took a bite, it tasted like green apple.

"Yum!" Natasha's face lit up. "Dominik try one!" 

"Thanks, But I will later." She said finishing up the sandwiches. "I had pizza earlier and I'm stuffed."

"Well more for me!" Natasha said grabbing another one. "God, These are so good!"

"There's more where that came from, sweetie." Grandma cooed caressing Natasha's cheek."Have as many as you want." 

"Thanks, Grandma," Natasha said with her mouth full. Ding Dong

"That might be my book club!" Grandma clapped quickly heading to the door to answer but quickly turned to the girls. "Will you two mind if I told you to go up to your bedrooms?"

"Uhm..." Dominik hesitated. "Sure, Grandma."

"And don't come down until I say so!" Her tone turned serious but then resumed back to her sweet voice. "Thank you, Darlings!"

"That's weird..." Dominik said to herself and turned to Natasha, who was still stuffing her face with grandmas cookies.