bnha reacciona a Raps

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Yo: Hola personas que no tienen nada que hacer y están perdiendo su vida leyendo esto pito

Izuku: Eh Isao-kun a quien le hablas

Sato: MIERDA QUEIN SE COMIO LOS BRAWNIES ESPACIALES *me ve* O ya se quien

Ayane: Espera lo drogaron *con cara de terror* Rápido quítenle la llave e espada

Am: Porque Joven Ayane??

Ayane: Porque el pendejo cuando se droga puede poner un universo de mierda una vez puso BOKU NO PICO *dijo aterrada*

Shiina: Llegamos tarde un brawnie tarde

Nezu: joven Sato me puede explicar porque su comida tenia droga??

Yo: Mierda puse ese bueno pues a darle

(pantalla)

*se ve a Izuku con Mei frente a una pantalla

Izuku: Lista

Mei: Solo si cumples tu parte *yéndose*

Izuku: Que empiece la fiesta *guardando armas en su mochila*

(fuera)

Inko: Izuku Midoriya muestra tu mochila ahora

Izuku: Ma pero no traigo mochila *con una poker face*

Nezu: Joven Isao nos podría explicar que esta pasando??

Am: Si porque el joven Midoriya trae un arma

Yo: Pues eso hubiera pasado si Izuku no supiera esconder sus emociones *dije comiendo pizza*

Mei: Como que esconder sus emociones?'

Yui: Ósea si Izuku no se calmara y aguantara sus abusos pasaría eso

Yo: Exacto

(pantalla)

*suena música de fondo*

Izuku: Sero got a quick hand

He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid
Yeah found a six shooter gun
In his dad's closet, oh in a box of fun things
I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you

*se ve a Izuku caminando emputado por los pasillos*

Izuku: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

*se ve a Izuku matando a sus maestros y poniendo a sus compañeros en fila india*

(Fuera)

Iida: Midoriya estas bien

Yo: Dejen que su Harem lo consuele *dije serio*

(pantalla)

Izuku: Daddy works a long day

He be coming home late, and he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette

And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah

(fuera)

AFO: Es mi culpa por no estar con el 

Inko: No es tu culpa *abrazándolo*

(pantalla)

Izuku: (porque hago esto MIERDA SE SIENTE BIEN debo parar)

Izuku: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bulletAll the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bulletAll the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

*se ve a Izuku sebre cadaveres llorando y riendo*

(fin)

Yo: Y que les parecio??

Izuku: Nose porque me gusto *con un choque de emociones*

Inko: Mi bebe

Aisawa: Ya tranquilo retoño *abrazandolo*

Yo: que boni *recibe un putazo*

Yui, Shiina: Que putazo le metieron

Ayane: Pendejo lo traumas *golpeandome*

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