Weeks had passed since The Incident. Kylo had barely left his room. After losing his hot emo boyfriend, was there even a point in bringing glory to the First Order? Kylo doubted it. He was listening to Say goodnight by Bullet for my valentine, and crying, only blurting out orders to destroy random planets. His eyeliner was streaky and crusty.
He was about to reach for his second tub of Space Ben & Jerry's Rocky Road Ice Cream, when something shot through him in a flash. Was this what a dyad in the force felt like...? Kylo held his breath as he watched the vision in front of him unfold.
The first thing he saw was a pair of high top platform boots in the sand, one black and one white. As the vision panned up, he saw that they were connected to a pair of black distressed jeans with plaid pockets. He could see red fishnets peeking out of the rips in the jeans. The scene panned further up, revealing a black Wampa leather belt with spikes and chains, and... TWO tails?! One was a devil tail, and the other looked like the tail of a Loth cat, except with shinier fur. Above that, he saw silky, luscious curls of red and green hair, cascading over the mystery person's back like a gentle, luxurious waterfall. And finally, a pair of ram horns and a pair of cat ears. The cat ears twitched and their owner turned towards Kylo, being alerted to his psychic presence. Kylo's jaw dropped open. They were beautiful, with glimmering red eyes like perfectly polished rubies, soft yet determined features, a gorgeous, silken pair of naruto whisker stubble things, and perfectly average sized ears that weren't weirdly small at all.
"Who are you, nya?", the alluring stranger asked, pulling Kylo back into the present.
"I-I-I'm K-Kylo", Kylo said, suddenly hyperaware of the fact that he hadn't changed clothes in three days, and had makeup and ice-cream smeared over his face."
"Kylo... That's funny, just like the Leader of the First Order Commander Kylo Ren, that bully!"
"Haha yeah, what a lame o", said Kylo, who was crying again. That's when he noticed.... Behind the beautiful stranger was a pile of stormtrooper corpses!!!!! Had THEY done this?????!?!?!
"I'm Bepiborus, but you can call me Beppy!", the stranger said with a wink, snapping Kylo out of his thoughts yet again. "I like your Evanescence shirt! It looks a bit dirty, though. Is everything OK?"
"Oh, don't get me STARTED!!!! I jsut broke up with my hot emo boyfriend Huc.....kleberry Finn a while ago. He wasn't even sad or anything!!!!", Kylo said, emotions overcoming him. He was very proud he avoided revealing his identity yet again.
"Wow, I'm sure he's a faker and a prep", Beppy replied empathetically. "You seem, like, super cool."
"Y-you mean that?" Kylo asked, his heart fluttering at the praise.
"Yes!! And..... Kind of cute...."
"Huh?!" Kylo said. He could not believe what he was hearing!
Beppy blushed and looked away. "O-oh, did I say that out loud?", they asked, blushing and looking away. This isn't a typo, they did it a second time.
"So did you kill those stormtroopers?" Kylo blurted out awkwardly, no longer being able to take the tension.
"Huh? Oh ya!", Beppy replied. "And check this out!", they continued, stepping out of the way to show off........ A PILE OF JEDI CORPSES?!?!
"Wuh!", Kylo yelled. "Aren't you on the light side??"
"Haha ew no!", Beppy chuckled. "I'm half light side, half dark side, half neko and half demon."
"Oh, cool!", Kylo exhaled. He didn't see a problem with what he was told because he couldn't count. But his heart soared... This meant he could invite Beppy to the Dark Side Ball!!
"I have to go now", Leppy said, "but I"m giving you my telecommunicator number! Feel free to call me if you have any surprising revelations about your identity or whatever, haha."
And with that, they were gone. Kylo knew what he had to do.... But how would Beppy react to the fact that he was the leader of the First Order?!?!?!
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END OF CHAPTER 2
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AN: 3X OMG I CAN'T TAKE THE TENSION....!!! Kylo: Quick, write chapter 3!!!! Beppy: Yes i cant wait, nya!!!!!!! Me: Omg ok you lovebirds, I'm writing, I'm writing x3
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