Kai to himself in a mirror: I love you
Kai, staring at himself in the mirror: Thanks, I Love me too.
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Jay: Tell me this, why does it look like you're going Super Saiyan when you do your hair?
Kai: My dear, Jay, since when am I never going Super Saiyan.
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Kai: Face it, Nya, I'm your favorite brother.
Nya: Haha, you're my only brother, besides the other four I live with and have to deal with.
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Kai: (pulls out a lightsaber) All women are queens!!
Cole: (Also pulls out a lightsaber) If she breathes, she's a thot!!
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Kai and Zane: You better watch out! You better watch out! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! YoU bEttER waTcH oUt!!!
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Kai: Disney Pranks with friends!
Kai: (hits Lloyd with a bag of styrofoam)
Kai: When I see and Elephant fly!!
Lloyd: (laughing) It went into my mouth!
Kai: Oh god!
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Kai: Disney Pranks with friends!
Kai: (puts sugar into Cole's spaghetti)
Kai: A spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down!
Cole: You know what? I'm still gonna eat this.
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Kai: Storytime!
Kai: (to Cole, Jay, and Zane)
Kai: One of these men forgot to check their fly
Cole, Jay, Zane: (all look down)
Kai: That man was me, these guys are fine
Cole, Jay, Zane: (laughs)
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Kai: Storytime!
Kai: The man knew exactly what to do to embarrass his son!
Sensei Garmadon: (starts dancing)
Lloyd: Agh!
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*jay and zane lost in a crowd*
jay: shoot, we lost kai! how are we ever gonna find him?
zane: i guess this calls for desperate measures
zane: *cups his hands around his mouth* ZANE IS A ROBOT WITH NO EMOTIO-
kai, emerging from the crowd: wHO SAID THAT DO YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT
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Zane: We will have to create a distraction... Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?"
Jay:*stands up* "My time has come."
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Jay: "Good morning!"
Nya: "Good morning!"
Cole: "Good morning."
Lloyd: "You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!"
Lily: "HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!"
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*Jay's recording*
(Lily climbs up above the frozen food, and jumps into a ball rack)
(When Lily recovers, and all balls go everywhere, and she starts running along with Jay)
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(Echo does a Backflip with Zane recording. And lands it perfectly.)
Echo: (Looking into the camera) I've been dreaming of a true loves kiss.
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Jay: (looking at the camera)
Jay: Sure, you may be verified on Twitter. But are you verified in the eyes of god?
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(Shade looking at the Camera with Bats on the wall behind him)
Shade: Look, it's fricking bats. I love Halloween.
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(Music playing)
Griffin: (turns around, and throws his red glasses across the room. Blake catches them and teleports them back to Griffin.)
Griffin: (puts the glasses back on his face, and starts to dance)
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(Pixal is *driving* and "starts to spin out of control flying into the air)
Pixal: Nya, it's not my fault, so Nya it's not my fault.
(then the car gets lifted into the air with Gravis' gravity power)
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(Griffin is banging his hands on a desk, with Blake in front of him)
Griffin: Baby it started when we were younger you were mine. My boo!
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(Echo and Anya are looking at a camera)
Anya: Hi guys, I'm here with my boyfriend, today's his birthday. Happy Birthday Echo!
Echo: Thanks!
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(Kia hits a golf ball, on a mini golf course, and misses the what of been a Hole-In-One. She misses it, and jumps into the nearby water.)
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(Isabelle is driving, with Pixal in the car)
Pixal: (lip singing and constantly moving forward in the car) Baby it's you, your the one I love. Your the one I need.
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Kai: I want to see my little boy
Jay: (trying to hold up Lloyd) Here he comes
Kai: I want to see my little boy
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Ash: "Hey, Dante."
Nya: "Did that guy just call you Dante?"
Kai: "Yeah, he thinks that's my name."
Nya: "Well, why don't you correct him?"
Kai: "Oh it's been going on way too long now. Y'know, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn't say anything. And then the next time he said, 'Hey Dante, do you want a donut?' And I - I wanted a donut. "
Nya: "....."
Kai: "And now it's five years later, the donut's gone and I'm still Dante."
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Harumi: You guys have no idea what I've been through!
Nya: Um, our parents were gone for most of our life because they were kidnapped by a maniac.
Jay: I don't know what happened to my real parents.
Cole: My mother is dead and my father ignored me for most of my life.
Zane: I watched my father die. Twice.
Lloyd: I grew up without my parents and had to banish my own father.
Harumi:......
Kai: You think you have problems? Get in line.
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Jay: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Kai's code name is, "Been There Done That,"
Kai: Ouch
Jay: "Cole is Currently Doing That,"
Cole: *blushes*
Jay: Zane is "It Happened Once in a Dream,"
Zane: ...
Jay: Nya is "If I Had to Pick a Chick,
Nya: hmph
Jay: Lloyd is...Eagle two.
Lloyd: Oh thank God.
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Ninjago
FanfictionSome Ninjago stuff that I posted, not all was written by me, some of the credit will have to go to @Archer8408 A majority of it includes our OCs mine being Lily, Galaxy, Willow, Liv and Max any others are Archer's
