Marcus having existential crisis

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Marcus: if "anything is possible" then isn't it possible that some things are impossible?

Seven: Marcus I swear to satan I will yeet you on the couch

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Marcus: people say nobody is perfect. doesn't that mean we are perfect at not being perfect?

Seven: can you stop doing this everytime we have sex?

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Marcus: why do we have fingertips but not toetips?

Daniel: oh no it's happening again

Marcus: like- we can tiptoe but we can't finger tip?

Silvia: I'm gonna shoot you one of these days and not even your boyfriend can stop me

Seven: FIRST OF ALL I'm his husband and SECOND..... I FUCKING DARE YOU BITCH

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