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xlodia's pov
"OH oh oH OH rileyyyyyyyyyyyy auto parts OWW" i sung going down the stairs about to cook some food.
I opened the fridge and examined the possible things I could whip up today.
"Hmmmm spaghetti? Naaaaa we don't have any meatballs, OH OH chili? naaaaaa I'd eat it too fast, let's go with hamburgers and fries" I said thinking out loud.
I grabbed the ingredients and sat them on the counter. "Alexa play something off my playlist please" I said seasoning the hamburgers.
"SHE GETS HER WAYYYYyyYyYyYyY wayyYyYyYyYy"I sung while Her way by partynextdoor played through the speaker.
"Incoming FaceTime from mommy bich"
(PLSSSSSS TELLL ME YALL SEEE WHAT I DID THERE^^ and no it's not her actual mother it's stormi her best friend)
"Hey stormii whats up" I said placing my phone down as I continued to assemble the burgers.
"Nothing I'm mad bored and Ms.Gorl won't stop telling me to get up and get out of the house" stormi replied.
"Hell my mom trynna get me out of the house too but I refuse to let her rain on my summer" I said laughing.
"ugh imma come over I'll see you in a few" stormi said hanging up. Well looks like I'll have to make food for her too.
I grabbed the extra hamburger meat and began to make more burgers for me and stormi and I made some just in case my mom wanted some too.
"La di da di da slob on mi kn-" I was cut off as knocks were being placed on my door.
"bitch open the door it's me" I heard stormi say from outside.
I opened the door and she stepped inside. "Well hoe did you teleport here or how many people did you kill driving here" I said eyeing her.
"What makes you say thattttt" stormi said looking the other direction all sarcastically.
"Bitch you were just on the phone with me- you know what don't even tell me I refuse to be a witness for your niggering about" I said laughing going back into the kitchen.
"Ooooo you cooking the gods have answered my prayers because I was surely gonna raid your fridge when I got here" stormi said batting her eyes at me.
"You son of a-" "Son of a what babes?" My mom said walking into the kitchen making me and stormi jump out of reaction.
"Well when did Ursula get here" I mummered under my breath.
"Watch it pip squeak I brought you into this world and I'll take you out" my mom said bucking at me laughing. Me and my mom had a naturally good relationship and we often cracked jokes about eachother.
"I have good news for the both of you" my mom said staring at me and stormi with a devilish grin.
"stormi RUN" I said about to take off upstairs until my mom yanked both of us back.
"Aww cmonnnnnn every time you have "good news" for us it is never anything GOOD" stormi said pouting.
"Yea remember when you made us go to that carnival and I almost got bent in half, or the time when you insisted that we go to that girls debbies house and her dog attacked us or what about that time where you tricked us into cleaning the entire house saying it was a race or-"
"OKKK I get it" my mom said basically rolling on the floor laughing.
"But this time this will be a good change for you BOTH to get out of the house and give me and stormi's mom a damn BREAK" she said sitting at the bar.
"OUUU are we going on a vacation" I said smiling.
"Ha ha ha Yea .. no you guys are dododododo drum roll pleaseeeee ..."
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"BABYSITTINGGG" she said with too much enthusiasm.
Me and stormi literally gave her the most dullest face ever.
"How about we talk about this ha ha let's not go to any EXTREMES HERE" Stormi said.
"Ahh too late reservations were already and your mom agreed with no hesitations your both going k love you both BYEE" she said vanishing up the stairs.
"oh COME ONNN" me and stormi both said sulking.
Hi welcome to the end of the first chapter this book is about to be funnnnnn so hold onto your wigs 🙄✨
