Bluestar: Welcome everyone, to Truth or Dare night! Here with me I have Tigger, Rusty and myself, Boostar!
Ashfur: *Whispers to Hollyleaf* She's drunk as balls... Don't wanna get in a fight with her... *Shoots a glance at Bluestar*
Hollyleaf: *Shrugs*
Tigerstar: Uh, Bluestar, my name isn't Tigger.
Firestar: AND MY NAME ISN'T RUSTY.
Tigerstar: Kittypet. Heh.
Bluestar: YOUR NAMES ARE WHAT I SAY THEY ARE NOW SHUT UP!
Bluestar: *Leans on microphone and pulls it closer* Any dares for Tigger?
Brindleface: I dare Tigger to kill a dog! *Makes a smug pouty face, curling tail around Cloudtail*
Cloudtail: Mom, I dare you to hug Ashfur instead of me for five years!
Brindleface: Oh my shmoopy poo! Come here, Ashypaw!
Ashfur: My name is Ashfur. No mom no! --
Brindleface: *Smothers Ashfur into Ferncloud* MAH BABEY!
Bluestar: Tigger, go kill a dog.. *Uses magicul powars to make a dog appear: A big, sharp-featured Doberman*
Firestar: *Puts paws on face and does dramatic music with tongue* :3
Tigerstar: *Swipes paw at the dog*
Dog: *Insta-kill*
Tigerstar: *Ded*
Bluestar: Yey, who's next? >:D
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Warriors: A Few Funny Things!
RandomJust a few funny things with my OC's, ThunderClan, RiverClam, and WindClan! Oh, whats that? ShadowClan? Oh, them too! ;) Request anything you like! I'm often on, checking my inbox, and my comments! Hey! Check out my other stores! :3
