Hazbin Hotel Groupchat

Turf Team

The characters used in this chapter will be Ember, Emerald, Eagle, Blade, Roxy, and Tiffany.

Blade: Oh my fucking God. Dad fucking yelled at me for making the fucking turf war get out of control!

Ember: I'm sorry, babe. My dad did that to me and my siblings. He's even drinking his rage away now. Typical. Really fucking typical.

Emerald: What's worse is that we almost got grounded again! Like Oh My God, parents. Stop breathing down our necks!

Eagle: Like Jesus, our parents are stuck up as hell! It's Hell, we can do whatever the fuck we want down here!

Tiffany: You said it, Eagle! My mother nearly killed me for sneaking out! Yeah, fuck our parents!

Roxy: Blade, Dad did that same shit to me just now! He has no fucking right to talk because he was in turf wars too!

Emmie: I agree wholeheartedly. Our parents get involved in turf wars and no one gives two shits.

Embbie: Yeah. But for now we have more important things to do, such as sleeping. I'm too tired to deal with this shit.

Blade: Yeah, we'll talk more in the morning and maybe join a turf war with Mom, Dad, and Aunt Cherri. G'night.

All: Night!