Halloween it's Halloween
Halloween it's Halloween
So remember all the rules on the art of trick-or-treating.
If your as cute as can be you'll get candy for free.
And if you fill these up start eating.
And if we're offered raisins we refuse them 'cause they're healthy.
And confectionery is better where the neighborhood is wealthy.
*Ding dong*
Give us all your candy give us all your treats!
If we did this everyday we would be morbidly obese.
A cauldron full of candy corn.
And chocolate up my sleeve.
It's the best night of the year so let's all hail All Hallow's Eve.
We're gonna make some dough in the night of Halloween.
Though this food is expired, Hey presto inspired! Now it's right on theme.
These people will spend hundreds on their spooky misdemeanors.
And I can charge a dollar more if I rebrand these Frankenweiners.
Although there's still Black Friday, Christmas Day, and New Year's Eve,
Tonight we make a killing! Let's all hail All Hallow's Eve
We dress up how we like in the night if Halloween.
A submarine captain!
A cage that I'm trapped in!
A 16th-century queen.
A time to show each other how we really feel inside.
I messed up something rotten 'cause my wife is still my bride.
Meh, meh.
I get to dress up pretty!
I get to wear a wig.
It's the night of make-believe, So Let's All Hail Halloween!!
All hail all Hallow's Eve! Yeah!
