Now we're all wondering how these two got together, right? Well they weren't always in a relationship. They weren't even close. They were friends with benefits. Yes friends with benefits.
It's a rainy day in their first year. Izuku is in Mei's workshop. Alone. "Are you done yet?" He asked looking over her shoulder. "Yeah. Just some minor adjustments. Why do you look so nervous." She asked. "Well..... I wanna ask out Uraraka but I heard she's only dated guys who.... Y'know.... know how to tango." He revealed. "Tango.... Ohhh. I kinda know how you feel. I'm currently dating someone and they aren't interested in sex at all. I'm very hormonal thanks to that Bastard." She cursed. "Oh. I'm sorry. By the way, that code is wrong. You need to create an instance field before adding to the public class." He said pointing to the screen. "Be my guest." She gestured to the computer as she got up from her chair. Izuku took the chair and sat in it. He type away on the computer. Mei recognized the coding style. "Your Neo." She whispered. "What?" He said. He stopped typing and stared at her. "There is only one man who codes like that. Your built the Matrix virtual world, your Neo." She said to his face. "You caught me." He said smiling. "Oh my god, it's an honour to meet you. I used your open-source code for a lot of my projects." "There is no honour to be given or taken. I'm just a man trying to make his way in the universe." He said. Nice.
He returned to typing. Mei watched as his fingers glided across the keys like a ballerina on a stage. She leaned down so that her chest rested on his shoulders. He went on unfazed. Their heads touched without each of the parties knowing. The sound of keys being pressed was interrupted by... purring?
Izuku stopped and moved his haired sideways. It was at this moment they noticed what they were doing. "Oh I'm is sorry!" Izuku apologized. "No, no. It's my fault. I've just been... ugh frustrated." She said. "Still." He protested. "No... I'm the one with a boyfriend. I should stay loyal." She said sadly. He got up and cupped her face. "Is that what you want?" He asked. "If your not truly happy-which I know you add-on what's stopping you." He asked softly. "Since when did you tell people to cheat?" Mei questioned with a smirk. "Since when did you allow someone to deprive you of your needs?" He retorted. "Fair point." She whispered. "So what are you going to do about it." He asked. "Well I must admit though you are my best friend I do like you in other ways. But I don't have the heart to break up with him." She admitted puzzled by her predicament. "Isn't their a term that normal humans use for when you have a friend and you have sex with no strings attached?" He asked. "Mm yeah. They call it being friends with benefits." She beamed. "Well I guess were friends with benefits. I practice for Uraraka, you get your release. No strings attached. Deal?" "Deal. Now c'mere Mr. Neo." She said seductively. She jumped on him and began kissing his lips like they were her only supply of oxygen.
Hours later.... 6:00ish.
"Haah, haaah, haah. I... can... *pant* get used to this." Mei said through pants of exhaustion. "Me two." Izuku said kissing her forehead. "You need to head back for curfew." She said re-dressing herself. Izuku did they same. "Yeah. What should I tell them?" He asked. "Hmm. Say that you were testing your quirk with me." "Okay."
This went on for months. Every three to five days they'd go from civilized humans to monstrous animals, hungry for each other. That all changed one day when Izuku barged in.
"You wouldn't believe what Bastard did/ I saw Uraraka banging with Sero....... huh?" They both shouted at the same time. "You first." Izuku urged.
"Well... the Bastard dumped me because 'i wasn't pretty enough.' In all honesty that's kinda fair since I've been screwing you behind his back but he didn't have to be so rude. You next" She cursed. "Well I was about to ask our Uraraka but I caught her with Sero. Plus I don't even like her anymore." Izuku said causally.
"Izuku are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asked. "Your single." He started. "And your no longer interested in Uraraka..."
"Let's finally start dating." They said at the same time. Mei had a big smile plastered all over her face. Izuku had a small smile but it conveyed the right emotions. "So, Ms. Hatsume. Would you do me the honour of being your boyfriend?" "Why of course Sir. Neo. I would be honoured." She replied in a posh accent.
Izuku walked up to the pinkette and held her by the waist. She leaned onto his broad, toned chest. "Argos! Play Careless Whisper." Izuku ordered. Argos was the descendent of Amazon Alexa.

The two danced to the sound of the saxophone and spent several minutes waltzing. "How do we know we like each other?" Mei asked. "Because if we didn't we'd feel hurt by our crush/ significant other dumped/ doesn't care about us. We both know we're in love. The sex was just a cover." He said into her ears. "I can't deny that."
"You wouldn't dare."
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Posted 16/10/2020
