FUNCTIONALLY DYSFUNCTIONAL
"FLEAMONT AND EURYDICE LUPIN-BLACK!"
" oh shit dads are home-"
"my name isn't fleamont."
SIBLING RIVALRY" YOU CANT CALL BANKRUPTCY FOR ANOTHER PERSON IN MONOPOLY, EURYDICE "
"oh? well i stole all your money so you look pretty broke to me."
"thats not how you play-"
"- IT IS NOW!"
UNLIKELY LOVERS"oh god i hated you."
"thanks e, that makes me feel great."
"AVA YOU BROKE MY ARM AND KNOCKED ME OFF MY BROOM"
PLATONIC SOULMATES"he hit you?"
"no, he hit you?"
"yea, after i hit him for hitting you."
APPLE FELL FAR FROM THE TREE"you ruined my life-"
"eurydice don't talk to me like that i'm your fami-"
"no! no you aren't, you took me away from my family."
UNWILLING PROTAGONIST"i don't like this whole hero bullshit, i just want to be reckless teens again."
BACK FROM THE DEAD"i have had two funerals for myself before i passed the age of twenty and that is simultaneously the most badass and horrifying thing i have ever heard."
MEANT TO BE YOURS"look Avaryn, i'm getting sick and tired of this enemies to lovers bullshit so just shut up and let me kiss you."
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General Fictionwhere you can find all the characters that go through my brain ..