Charles Sandy was a boring young man. History Channel Documentary type boring.
His thoughts were once compared to that of a pizza without anything on it.... just crust. And sogginess.
He was bland.
He was sob-by.
Then one day, a light appeared in his skull!
Quite noticeable the light was you see, a light bulb- neon pink it was- as big as my hand! (My hand reaches to you through the screen dear reader!)
The poor boy did not know where it appeared. Only thing he did know was th(my hand waves hi to you once or twice)-at it was bright, it was ugly, not the color of course, and it was bright.
So he went to a fisherman named Bill, and asked, "why is there a lightbulb in my skull?"
"Maybe you are related to an angler fish." The fisherman replied whilst being decimated by the bright light.
Charles could not move for he was now,
An angler fish.
"Blub blub"
