Mchanzo yaoi oneshots

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This is specifically for a new reader ( WeebTrash2887 ) thanks for reading!

Anyways

prompt:  Jesse and Hanzo are on an undercover mission. They are looking for a crime boss. This is the first day at the club and they have to blend in.

Includes: dry humping, grinding, dirty talk, slightly buzzed characters, sex with no condom (be safe and practice safe sex irl ), cumming in underwear, established relationship, swearing, and shot gunning*

Shot gunning: when one person smoking a cigarette (or similar products) inhales the smoke and kisses the smoke into another person's mouth. (This also is when someone punctures a can or drink and chugs it from said puncture. Only mentioned, not in detail)

Settings: club, offsight hotel

Additional information: this is almost a honey pot mission ( a seduction mission) except they aren't seducing a target. Instead they are both trying to blend in as a young couple at a horny club. Both had to shave their beards so they look younger and so that no one recognizes them. (Bear with me. Let's just pretend they are baby faced :] )

  As always smut will be marked for this.      
          people who don't like all the set up!
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Hanzo groaned as he and Jesse made their way of the plane. They had been on a 19 hour flight.

"I don't see why Lena couldn't have just flown us." Hanzo muttered as he and Jesse waited for their luggage. "Woulda drawn attention to us baby. Jet lag is a bitch though."

The two wasted no time after getting their luggage. They called a cab and quickly headed to the hotel that Winston had booked for them.

The first thing hanzo did was plot face down into the king sized mattress. Jesse sat next to him. The bed groaned under their combined weight.

Jesse pulled hanzo to lay properly before snuggling up next to him. The two of them drifted between consciousness for hours before it was finally time for their mission to start.

Each started the grueling process of covering up any marks, hiding weapons on their body, and getting dressed.

Jesse and hanzo arrived at the club at 11. The music was so loud that the ground seems to shake with every beat. The two of them made it to the front and showed their fake id's. They got in easily and found it was packed.

"Stick by me" hanzo said. Jesse laughed and wrapped his arm around the others hip. They walked to the bar and ordered a drink .  The two found a corner that wasn't occupied by people and nursed their drinks.

"Any sight of him?" Hanzo said as he leaned over to kiss McCree's neck. "Baby what are you doing?" Hanzo continued to mouth at his neck. "I'm blending in. Don't pretend you don't like it. You're so hard"

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Mccree groaned as hanzo hand came up his thigh and to his hard crotch. "Baby!" Mccree tried to stifle the grunts that threatened to spill over. "I-i don't think this counts as blending in!" Hanzo laughed. "Look around. Every one is doing it. "

Mondo managed to pry his eyes open and look at the room. Sure enough everyone was acting like a bunch of horny teens.

"Baby if you" mccree whined as hanzo bit down on his shoulder. " If you don't stop I'm gonna cum" he let out a shaky breath as hanzo finally took his hand away.
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Hanzo stands up. "Come dance with me" Jesse gives a shaky smile. "I'll sit here for a minute." Hanzo nods and makes his way to the dance floor. Jesse's eyes close and he tries to breath. When he opens them he can see that hanzo his dancing alone. His eyes drift across the room.