Is Severus the Cradle Robber, or is it Naruto? (BoyxBoy)

Definitely

When they all got in line in front of everyone in the Great Hall Harry and Ron were shaking in their boots like the rest of the group even Draco was shaking, just able to hide his nerves better unlike the others, except for Naruto.

"What are you shaking for? You just gotta sit down and walking to a table." Naruto spoke out nonchalantly.

"Naruto, I don't know about the others but, only you are not scared of things. You didn't even flinch when the clown with the creepy face came up to your face." he hissed to Naruto.

"Clowns aren't scary, they are just creepy." Harry sighed heavily before he turned back to the sorting as "Granger, Hermione!" got sorted to Gryffindor.

"Could have fooled me when it started laughing at me." Harry shivered as Naruto chuckled.

"Potter, Harry!" McGonagall called out. Naruto grinned at him before pushing Harry forward to go up the steps.

"You can do it." Naruto cheered him on. Harry only nodded at his guardian and sat on the stool, fidgeting, messing around with the material of his robe. Naruto watched and watched as the hat moved around a little on his friends head and was starting to think of napping while waiting but finally the hat opened its mouth.

"Gryffindor!" sorted the hat. Harry had a grin on his face before bouncing towards the cheering table, giving Naruto thumbs up. Naruto would have gave one back to him, but was laughing at the twins they met on the train. "We got Potter! We got Potter!" they cheered in unison.

When the cheered ended, with a clear of throat of Professor McGonagall, the sorting continued. Naruto was happily looking around the room/hall, fascinated by the floating candles, about of room, the ceiling view,  the group of people, and also the teachers that would teach him new things.

"Uzumaki-Namikaze, Naruto!" McGonagall spoke out with a kind off struggle, but still fine. Naruto, like 'Malfoy, Draco,' walked up the steps confidently, and with a flourish sat down as he let the hat rest upon his head.

Now this is something strange. Never met one with a strong mind. Let down your shield young one, unless you wish to seated here the whole time.

I don't mind, but fine. Naruto let down his barrier, that stops one from entering his mind, and watched, or felt, as the hat wondered around his mind. Naruto's memories were slowly, but rapidly, flashed passed his eyes and could feel a clenching feeling in his heart as he thought of his past. He grew with Hinata, but they never did got together. He refused to. Since he could never age with her, Hinata's father had to arrange an arranged marriage between Hinata and a lord.

He promised to always visit, and he never broke that promise; he always kept her gifts as a little memento.

Interesting, never met one quite like this! The next seven years are going to be the most remembered that's absolute. Hm... This is most difficult. You are for sure brave and loyal. However, your other qualities have expanded in the years also. Very difficult... You have any suggestions?

Ugh... Harry Potter was sorted into Gryffindor, so...

Ah. Alright...then it will be...

"Gryffindor!" the hat yelled out to the whole hall, and after a moment, similar to Harry Potter, the three tables cheered but the red and yellow being the loudest. "We got a foreigner! We got a foreigner!" the twins chorused, causing many to chuckle in amusement, including the said foreigner. Naruto walked towards the table and plopped down beside his ward.

"We're in the same house!" Harry grinned, which the blonde returned.

"Of course, who's suppose to care for you for the rest of your life?" Harry blushed before he looked back to the center of the room as the sorting continued. When it was over the headmaster did a speech, which Naruto didn't pay attention too as his stomach was more attention worthy than the other, dinner appeared.