Shoyo Hinata • Munchkin Kageyama Tobio• Bossy Bitch Daichi Sawamura • Dadchi Ryūnosuke Tanaka • Bros before Hoes Asahi Azumane • Scary but Kind Yū Nishanoya • ROLLING THUNDER Hisashi Kinoshita • forgotten Kei Tsukishima • Tsukki Tadashi Yamaguchi • Baby Kōshi Sugawara• Sugamama Chikara Ennoshita • Future Captain Kazuhito Narita • Kazzz Kōtarō Bakuto • Attention Seeker Kiyoko Shimizu • Lord and Savior Hitoka Yachi • Lezbean Keishin Ukai • Coach Ikkei Ukai • Old Coach Ittetsu Takeda • Specs Kenma Kozume • Cat Tetsurō Kuroo • Hits on ppl for fun Tōru Oikawa • Sheets Takanobu Aone • Hinata's Bestie Kanji Koganegawa • Rooster Hair Yūji Terushima • Fun Fuckwad Saeko Tanaka • Big Sis Hajime Iwauzumi: Blanket
Lord and Savior: Takeda and I made a group chat with everyone and a few others but we're not sure why everyone's names changed Munchkin: why is my name munchkin??!? Old Coach: because that is your name Munchkin: NO ITS NOT!!!! Bottom: you think yours is bad? Bossy Bitch: ... Munchkin: your name is understandable, Kageyama Bossy Bitch: idk if I can argue with that, but I still don't like it Munchkin: at least yours isn't that bad Bossy Bitch: I don't like you Scary but Kind: do you have to fight all the time? Sugamama: and through text? Munchkin: We've been dating for three months- Bossy Bitch: shut up gay Bitch Munchkin: wtf? Tsukki: Can I change my name? Attention Seeker: TSUKKI Hits on ppl for fun: TSUKKI Attention Seeker: T-S-U-K-K-I Hits on ppl for fun: T-S-U-K-K-I Tsukki: Will you morons stop? Baby: Tsukki? Can you explain my name? Tsukki: You are baby. Baby: Oh, thanks Tsukki! Attention Seeker: So he can call you that, but we can't?! Talk about double standards. Tsukki: Tadashi could literally stab me and I couldn't care less. Hits on ppl for fun: ...wow Attention Seeker: KiNkY Sugamama: nO- Dadchi: nO- Munchkin: is that a thing? Dadchi: who? Munchkin: your dad and suga is mom, is that like a thing? Sugamama: ... Bossy Bitch: did you just figure that out idiot Lezbean: ... Lezbean: can you really tell I'm gay? Lord and Savior: Yes, and I don't know how to fix the names sorry Dadchi: don't be sorry, the only ones suffering are the ones who deserve to suffer; like Oikawa Bottom: Bitch- Dadchi: it's the truth ROLLING THUNDER: true true Munchkin: who tf are you a bottom to? Scary but Kind: who's the blanket to your sheets? Bottom: I- Sugamama: that's a personal question Top: me. Bottom: you ducking hoe! Top: I'd never cheat on you! Bottom: I'M STILL CALLING YOU A HOE Munchkin: Damn Bossy Bitch: ew Dadchi: it is hard to see anyone liking Oikawa, but in reality he has a boyfriend and fan girls Bossy Bitch: your all so gay Munchkin: SO ARE YOU!!! Bossy Bitch: stfu Dadchi: is he homophobic? Munchkin: yeah and he's gay, we've been dating for three months Bossy Bitch: IM NOT GAY! Munchkin: YOU ASKED ME ON A DATE YESTERDAY ROLLING THUNDER: I'm not gay! ROLLING THUNDER: ••• I'm ✨b i s e x u a l✨' Sugamama: same Dadchi: there is something wrong with you guys ROLLING THUNDER: For being ✨ b i s e x u a l✨ ?? Daichi: nO- Coach: god damn. I take one costumer and look back at my phone to this shit Fun Fuckwad: you kidnap your costumers? Coach: what? No Specs: I find it entertaining but also very concerning, Kageyama do you need therapy? Bossy Bitch: proBABLY- Munchkin: let's do couple therapy! Sugamama: why do you seem exited about that Hinata? Baby: what if we did therapy for the whole team, like trust stuff Sugamama: I'm down, DAICHI I SUMMON THEE Dadchi: you don't need to summon me, I'm right here. But that is a decent idea, Yamaguchiiiiiiii ROLLING THUNDER: they're right next to each other Hits on ppl for fun: everyone around me is passed out Dadchi: it is one am Hits on ppl for fun: look;
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