wHoS tHe BlAnKeTs To YoUr ShEeTs

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Shoyo Hinata  • Munchkin
Kageyama Tobio• Bossy Bitch
Daichi Sawamura • Dadchi
Ryūnosuke Tanaka • Bros before Hoes
Asahi Azumane • Scary but Kind
Yū Nishanoya • ROLLING THUNDER
Hisashi Kinoshita • forgotten
Kei Tsukishima • Tsukki
Tadashi Yamaguchi • Baby
Kōshi Sugawara• Sugamama
Chikara Ennoshita • Future Captain
Kazuhito Narita • Kazzz
Kōtarō Bakuto • Attention Seeker
Kiyoko Shimizu • Lord and Savior
Hitoka Yachi • Lezbean
Keishin Ukai • Coach
Ikkei Ukai • Old Coach
Ittetsu Takeda • Specs
Kenma Kozume • Cat
Tetsurō Kuroo • Hits on ppl for fun
Tōru Oikawa • Sheets
Takanobu Aone • Hinata's Bestie
Kanji Koganegawa • Rooster Hair
Yūji Terushima • Fun Fuckwad
Saeko Tanaka • Big Sis
Hajime Iwauzumi: Blanket

Lord and Savior: Takeda and I made a group chat with everyone and a few others but we're not sure why everyone's names changed
Munchkin: why is my name munchkin??!?
Old Coach: because that is your name
Munchkin: NO ITS NOT!!!!
Bottom: you think yours is bad?
Bossy Bitch: ...
Munchkin: your name is understandable, Kageyama
Bossy Bitch: idk if I can argue with that, but I still don't like it
Munchkin: at least yours isn't that bad
Bossy Bitch: I don't like you
Scary but Kind: do you have to fight all the time?
Sugamama: and through text?
Munchkin: We've been dating for three months-
Bossy Bitch: shut up gay Bitch
Munchkin: wtf?
Tsukki: Can I change my name?
Attention Seeker: TSUKKI
Hits on ppl for fun: TSUKKI
Attention Seeker: T-S-U-K-K-I
Hits on ppl for fun: T-S-U-K-K-I
Tsukki: Will you morons stop?
Baby: Tsukki? Can you explain my name?
Tsukki: You are baby.
Baby: Oh, thanks Tsukki!
Attention Seeker: So he can call you that, but we can't?! Talk about double standards.
Tsukki: Tadashi could literally stab me and I couldn't care less.
Hits on ppl for fun: ...wow
Attention Seeker: KiNkY
Sugamama: nO-
Dadchi: nO-
Munchkin: is that a thing?
Dadchi: who?
Munchkin: your dad and suga is mom, is that like a thing?
Sugamama: ...
Bossy Bitch: did you just figure that out idiot
Lezbean: ...
Lezbean: can you really tell I'm gay?
Lord and Savior: Yes, and I don't know how to fix the names sorry
Dadchi: don't be sorry, the only ones suffering are the ones who deserve to suffer; like Oikawa
Bottom: Bitch-
Dadchi: it's the truth
ROLLING THUNDER: true true
Munchkin: who tf are you a bottom to?
Scary but Kind: who's the blanket to your sheets?
Bottom: I-
Sugamama: that's a personal question
Top: me.
Bottom: you ducking hoe!
Top: I'd never cheat on you!
Bottom: I'M STILL CALLING YOU A HOE
Munchkin: Damn
Bossy Bitch: ew
Dadchi: it is hard to see anyone liking Oikawa, but in reality he has a boyfriend and fan girls
Bossy Bitch: your all so gay
Munchkin: SO ARE YOU!!!
Bossy Bitch: stfu
Dadchi: is he homophobic?
Munchkin: yeah and he's gay, we've been dating for three months
Bossy Bitch: IM NOT GAY!
Munchkin: YOU ASKED ME ON A DATE YESTERDAY
ROLLING THUNDER: I'm not gay!
ROLLING THUNDER: ••• I'm ✨b i s e x u a l✨'
Sugamama: same
Dadchi: there is something wrong with you guys
ROLLING THUNDER: For being ✨ b i s e x u a l✨ ??
Daichi: nO-
Coach: god damn. I take one costumer and look back at my phone to this shit
Fun Fuckwad: you kidnap your costumers?
Coach: what? No
Specs: I find it entertaining but also very concerning, Kageyama do you need therapy?
Bossy Bitch: proBABLY-
Munchkin: let's do couple therapy!
Sugamama: why do you seem exited about that Hinata?
Baby: what if we did therapy for the whole team, like trust stuff
Sugamama: I'm down, DAICHI I SUMMON THEE
Dadchi: you don't need to summon me, I'm right here. But that is a decent idea, Yamaguchiiiiiiii
ROLLING THUNDER: they're right next to each other
Hits on ppl for fun: everyone around me is passed out
Dadchi: it is one am
Hits on ppl for fun: look;

 But that is a decent idea, YamaguchiiiiiiiiROLLING THUNDER: they're right next to each otherHits on ppl for fun: everyone around me is passed outDadchi: it is one amHits on ppl for fun: look;

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