That one friend

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We all have that one friend who is always flirting, my friend Jimmy is a total crackhead who is always flirting with the boys XD

(A conversation we actually had)

"Jimmy dude chill you can flirt with all of our friends dude"

Jimmy: but Kaayllla I love them

"Dude.... you can't just go and claim a boyfriend"

Jimmy: I know T^T but still they're fiiinne come on don't you agree?

"Jimmy I'm gay"

Jimmy: wait your gay!?

"I told you this a while ago, in art class remember?"

Jimmy: wait so would you top or bottom?

"I...I'm not answering that, that's private"

Jimmy: aww come oooon

"No Jimmy you are a cinnamon roll who is older me so I'm not gonna tell you anything, now come on we need to get to art class"

Jimmy: fiiiinne

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