Kidnapped By A Bipolar Vampire

Chapter 23: The end for now

Chapter 23: The end for now!!  

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ONE MONTH AFTER THE WEDDING.......

OH MY GOSH!! HOLY FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPPEN! SHIT! LYING ASS PEOPLE!  

"ROSE IM HOME!" Sebastian yelled. 

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! "Rose I know that's your favorite word but must you yell it as loud as possible?" 

HEY BITCH!! COVER UP! Ummm....??! "When you gotta poop you gotta poop!"  

"Ummm...okay...." He looked at me weirdly then just shook his head. 

WELL FUCK! I should tell him! I KNOW LET'S PLAY A GAME! 

"Let's play a game! You have to guess my secret! I'll even give you hints!" I said with a smile. 

"Okay."He agreed. 

Okay good! Let's not screw this up!  

"First hint! Me and Snooki have something in common!" 

"You're short?" He said pausing between the two words.  

FACE PALM! NO BITCH!! 

"No! Second hint! It involves the body!" I said. 

HE CAN'T POSSIBLY SCREW THIS UP!  

"You have.....big boobs?!"He guessed. 

"How the fuck is that a secret?!"  

DUMB ASS! Sigh,"Hint three! This only happens to girls!" 

"Ummm. You're on your period?" He asked. 

PIMP SLAP! "IF I WAS ON MY PERIOD WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT!!" I yelled. 

DUMB ASS VAMPIRE!  

"Well, yeah." 

"My stomach is gonna get bigger!" I said with some anger. 

"You eat a lot of junk food!" 

HOLY FUCK HE REALLY IS A DUMB ASS!! FACE PALM!! "NO...well yes! BUT THAT'S NOT A SECRET EITHER!" 

He laughed a little. "Hint five! Happens because of sex!" I said. 

If he doesn't get this by now! 

"You have Aids?" 

PIMP SLAP,"NO YOU IDIOT!" 

"Hint SIX. I haven't had my period!" I said with anger. 

"You take birth control!" He said with a smile.  

"NO!! YOU ARE AN IDIOTIC FANG FACE!" I yelled. 

"It's not nice to yell!" 

"HINT SEVEN. It's all because of you!" 

I SWEAR IF HE DOESN'T GET THIS!!! 

"You're horny?"He asked hovering me a cocky smile. 

PIMP SLAP!"IM PREGNANT YOU STUPID FANG-FACE!" 

"WHAT?!" 

"P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T!!! PREGNANT!" I yelled. 

"In case you couldn't hear, unlike the whole castle did, she's pregnant!" Casper said magically appearing from nowhere.  

Hailey walked in and smiled. "Umm. I'm pregnant too......" She said. 

YAY! PREGNANT BUDDIES! I ran up to her and hugged her. "YAY! WE'LL BE HORMONAL TOGETHER!!" 

"We're screwed." Sebastian and Casper said in unison. 

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?!" Hailey and I said in unison. 

The boys looked at each other,"Run!"  

"I wouldn't if I were you." Humphrey said. 

We all looked at him and the pretty little toddler that he held. 

Awwww!! WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BOY!! "Hello!" I said to the little boy. 

"Hewo!" 

AWWWWW!!! 

"This is my grandson, Adamaris. He is going to be staying with me so I can train him to be a wizard! Well good day!" He said then randomly walked out. 

"Well then....were we're we?" 

"RUN!" 

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I never would have expected that being with this man would do so much good. From the moment I woke up in the car to the moment of our wedding, I wouldn't change a thing. Being kidnapped by a bipolar vampire is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I know that everything in the future will be alright, for me and the baby. It's funny it feels like only yesterday I was stabbed by my mom and meet this weird vampire. But this isn't the end of my story, it's only the beginning. Married to a bipolar vampire, the story of my life.  

THE END, FOR NOW! 

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