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And So It Begins...

It's 2005, Disney has just bought Marvel and Dc and has fused them together into Darvel Comics. The following story is the result...

The sun slowly rose on New Gotham City. It's light slowly peered through the blinds of young mild mannered Peter Parker and shone down on him, stirring him awake. He groaned and turned away before his alarm began blaring.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!" Rang the alarm.

Peter quickly awoke and leaped so high he hit his head on the ceiling, fell back onto his bed, causing it to crash through the floor into the living room on top of Aunt May.

"Aunt May!" Peter yelled.

He quickly hopped off the bed and threw it through the wall, killing sixty alley cats and 52 bystanders. Aunt May's corpse was mangled in a Calebcity like position.

Peter dropped to his knees, tears in his eyes.

"NOOOO!" He screams in pain.

Hours later...

Superman and Batman, adorned in their costumes began making their way towards the monolithic building. The former Hall Of Justice now converted to Hero High, stands in the center of Darvel City.

"Time to get these hoes." Says Batman.

"Yeah, I've been talking to Lous over the summer and I think I realky have a chance with her!" Superman says, smiling wide.

Just then, the two hear a loud VROOM and turn to see a red Lamborghini rolling up in front of the school. Exiting the Lambo is Tony Stark accompanied by Pepper Potts, Selina Kyle, and Lois Lane!?

Superman's jaw drops as Tony and his posse of ladies approach. His eyes follow Lois in shock. Batman places a sad hand on Superman's shoulder and shakes his head.

"Lois? I thought-" Superman is cut off.

"Look Clark, can I call you Clark?" Says Tony.

"No." Says Superman firmly.

"Okay, CLARK. Lois here was just letting you on buddy. Me and her have been talkin' and getting it on this WHOLE summer. I told her to talk to you just to fuck with you my guy, you got got player. Peace." Tony says snarkly.

Tony and the girls begin to walk away but Superman grabs Tony's shoulder.

"Taste my super fist you super prick!" Says Supes as he throws a punch.

Tony quickly counters and his gauntlet forms on his hand as he catches the punch.

"That the best you can do Man Of Cucks?" Tony says with a shit eating grin.

Superman yells and throws another punch, this one actualky forcing him back a little. Tony's suit begins to form around him as Superman approaches. The girls stand off to the side telling them to stop. A crowd slowly begins to form as Tony prepares an attack of his own.

He fires a volley of missles from his gauntlet and shoulders and prepares a repulsor beam.

The missles strike Superman, phasing him and putting him on his knees.

"Your one liner also sucked!" Tony says firing the repulsor.

Superman flies back through the crowd, being caught on the body of Colossus.

"Just like Lois was SUCKING THIS DICK!" The crowd lets out a loud "Ohhh!"

Tony flies forward and prepares to punch Superman.

Colossus pushes Superman off him who reacts quickly and catches Tony's punch.

Superman begins bending back Tony's fist. The rending of metal is barely heard over the crowd's cheering.