Come see about me

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Noya's POV
Karasuno High, what a wonderful place. The place where I can't think about uniforms and play volleyball like a champ. Though that's kind of the only good thing about Karasuno, otherwise it's very boring and plain.
I can't help but want more. What I really want is a woman in my life, sure Kiyoko is an option, but Tanaka already called dibs on her, and I can't disrespect the bro code, that is just unlawful. I just can't understand why that I don't have a girlfriend, I mean I know I'm not the most smart, or tallest boy, but I'm funny, and I'm really athletic, and I'm attractive...at least that's what my mom tells me.
As I pondered in my thoughts, the bell rang. Finally my last class of the day was over and I could head into the gym, my second home.
Heading into the gym, I saw Yamaguchi almost leaping in the air like a ballerina. What could he be so excited about?
"YOU GUYS!!! MY COUSIN FROM AMERICA IS COMING TO VISIT MY FAMILY!!!" He cheered.
"Well what's so special about your cousin? America isn't all THAT special is it?" Suga questioned.
"MY COUSIN IS NICKI MINAJ!!!"
The whole volleyball team stared back at him in shock, surely it's not true, right???
"It's true you guys, in the song she sings
Fuck all y'all like a hoochie
Givin' them bars since a teen
I ain't goin' back to juvie
I am Nicki Yamaguchi"
"So you really aren't kidding, ok well damn." Suga said.

I really didn't know who that was so I finally spoke up, "um who's Micky Minosh?"
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW NOYA???? SHE IS THE MOMENT, SHES WHAT GETS ME HYPE BEOFRE A GAME, SHE IS WHAT KEEPS ME SANE, AND SHE IS THE BEST FEMALE RAPPER OUT THERE...AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES I AM A BARB!!!" Yelled Daichi.
"Alright, jeez, I guess when I get home I'll look her up, it's not like I'll be busy, I won't be doing my schoolwork."

As soon as I got home, I ran to my room and googled this 'Nicki Minaj Yamaguchi', mainly so Daichi wouldn't beat me, but I was still a little bit curious. Did she have the Yamaguchi type freckles face too? Was she tall? I just had to know.

As soon as I saw her HOLLLLYYYYYYY SHIIIII

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