Choices,Regrets,Chaos

Myobuko

"Huh"

Wide cerulean eyes met the old toad.

"Who are you old.......ouch!What is it to you ero-senn...ouch!Not you too Dattebayo!"

Jiraiya and Fukasaku had their arms still raised from bonking the blonde nin.... well,a hand for Jiraiya and a walking stick from the old toad.

*Sigh*

"As I was saying before all the needles commotion, it's nice finally to meet you young Naru-chan."

"Oh hahaha,well it's nice to finally meet you too  uuuh."

"Fukasaku."

"Aaah Fukasaku right nice to meet you too ya know!"

"Yes it is very nice.We would have met you earlier but someone just haaad to do something stupid as usual,ne Jiraiya-chan."Fukasaku said with a pointed glare towards the sheepishly smiling gallant sanin.

"So, Fukasaku-jiji, whatcha need me for that you sent Ero-sennin to...."Naruto's eyes widened.

"What is it boy?"Asked Fukasaku in concern and confusion.

"My family Dattebayo!Where is my family Dattebayo!"

"Oh need not to worry lad, they are safe with the toads here."

"Phew,I thought I lost them,I don't know what I would do,right Ero-sennin?"Naruto inquired while cracking his knuckles and sickly smiling at the shivering sannin.

"Uh y-yeah g-gaki."it's like Kami has it against me here.

Meanwhile with Hinata
Hinata was sitting on the ever green Myobuko grass while watching with a smile her children gurgling and clapping  from the attention they got from the now big Gamakichi.

Their Love for toads must run in the family.she mused while remembering how Naruto still had his Gama-chan and still got depressed from time to time from losing the toad summoning contract.

Back to Naruto
"So I was asking if you would like to resign the toad summoning contract."

Jiraiya stared blankly at the old toad."It's like I never told him about Naruto not wanting anything to do with me or Konoha."he thought to himself.

He was about to open his mouth to speak out when Naruto beat him to the punch.

"Okay."

"N-nani!"

"What."

Naruto and Fukasaku asked at the same time.

"It's just... that...you.. it's..... Aaaaaaaaaaaaah.....you know what I mean!"

"Honestly I don't think anyone knows what the hell you talking about."Naruto replied dryly before continuing."Besides, it's not like the toads are tied to nor Konoha."

"Uh y-yeah I forgot about that."

"Honestly Jiraiya,sometimes I wonder how you became a toad sage."Fukasaku said shaking his head.

Kami definitely has it out for me, or is it Minato and Kushina.

Heaven
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH MY SOCHI ERO-SENNIN DATTEBANE!" Kushina barked with her fist pumped in the air.

Behind her were some many dead-and-now-in-heaven-  Uzumaki clan members with  Uchiha Mikoto and Itachi both beside her trying to sooth her and feeling pity for  Sasuke. Meanwhile Izumi was still hugging the 'older and hotter' Itachi.
Not too far away many people were nursing their still painful injuries from the Uzumaki including the Uchiha mainly Fugaku for making Kushina's best friend die and not raising Sasuke properly.

Rin knew Hiruzen was lucky he was not here to receive punishment for not taking care of 'her precious sochi' like the many who died and despised Naruto.Speaking of which, where are the Hokages?

Shinigami's stomach
Hashirama's laugh ran through the empty dark stomach.Hiruzen laughed silently while Tobirama tried to stifle his chuckles.
Minato turned red in embarrassment from telling them his story with Kushina.(from Naruto's meeting with Kushina when battling kyuubi)

"Hahahaha,she called you  girly hahahaha."Hashirama laughed out more.

Deep inside Minato's mindscape,dark Kurama barked in laughter remembering his former host's opinion on the Yondaime when they were kids.

Minato's eye twitched looking at the fox grumbling about "stupid foxes."

"You know it's not funny."He said to them while the fox mentally.

"Oh but it is Minato-kun. "Hiruzen interjected.

"Says the man who'll meet the woman's wrath for her boy

Hiruzen paled remembering Kushina's wrath that even scared a 'flee on sight nin'

Anyway back to Myobuko TEHEE
"Alright here's the scroll just do the rest."Fukasaku said laying it out.

Naruto bit his thumb and wrote his name down next to his father's.

"Okay now that we're done here let me take the kids back home then I'll come back here for training."

"Agreed,you must master sage mode."

With that Naruto poofed away in smoke,same thing happening to his family.

"C'mon Jiraiya-boy, let's go home for some of Shima-chan's cooking!"

Jiraiya stared blankly as he was led to the old toad's home accepting his terrible fate.

Whirlpool remains
The Uzukaze family found themselves at the former Eddy's village.Naruto again bit his thumb as he went through signs before swiping his bloodied hand on the ground.
The results were of course for them to disappear from sight and reappear infront of a hardly damaged village and lively red heads going on with their daily lives and children playing without a care in the world.

Just as they appeared,they came face to face with an old man with dark red hair flowing to the back of his head dressed in a red traditional kimono.He had wide splitting grin causing for his purple eyes to close.Just aside him stood Karin Uzumaki in a similar kimono already cradling and cooing to baby Kushina while Konan had manage to snatch  Himawari from the one of two of Hinata's shadow clones and began  poking the young girls stomach earning  squeals of joy from said girl.

Now Naruto was already embracing the laughing old man who still looked to be his early twenties.Hey,perks of being an Uzumaki.Lucky bastards.

"It's good to see you again  Naru-Chan."

"Good to see you too jiji."

Aaaaand fin that's all folks.

Though has anyone ever wondered or just sat there and thought.

DAMN, somebody (like Sakura) is hated way more than the guy who killed Naruto's parents.

Byeeeeeee