Banana man X Muffin man Script

Banana man X Muffin man

Weeds:

Hey hot man are you okay you seem off.

Hot man:

Ya I'm fantastic, it's just I have a hunch that the Banana Man and the Muffin Man would make an amazing couple.

Weeds:

Holy moly Hot Man that is the best thing I have heard all day.

Hot man:

Great then you be the wing man for the muffin man and I'll take the banana man and we'll take them to a coffee shop and after a bit we will leave for no reason but to let them have time by themselves.

Weeds:

Good idea, let's do it.

(setting changes and they are in a coffee shop sitting at a table with the Banana man and Muffin man.)

Hot man:

So Muffin man do you happen to be single?

Muffin man:

Uh ya I am.

Hot man:

What a coincidence my good friend the Banana man is also single!

Muffin man:

Ha.

Weeds:

So Banana man I heard you like ethnic movement. Well you see here my friend Muffin Man also has a love for ethnic movement he can really move and dance gayly.

Banana Man:

Well you're right I do love ethnic movement. I'm happy there is someone else out there who also likes it.

Weeds:

Maybe one day you and Muffin man could go out and do some ethinc movement together. I feel like you two are capable of doing one hekle heck of a performance.

Banana Man:

I'd be down for that if you are Muffin man.

Muffin man:

Ya that sounds like fun we could do that.

(Both Hot man and Weeds look at each other and smile because they know that their plan is working.)

Weeds:

Well this has been fun but I need to go to the bathroom so I'm going home just to use siad bathroom. Not so good wingman lets go to the bathroom together.

Hot man:

How dare you undermine me? I am far more superior than you when it comes to the art of being a wingman.

Weeds:

Ha you wish!

Hot man:

You know what you are on my last nerve.

(Both Hot man and Weeds argue the whole way out, say what you want to say here to each other but please keep it PG this is a children's story. After they leave both the Banana man and the muffin man stare at each other in gay panic until the waitress A-aron comes and asks them what they want to order)

A-aron:

Hello my name is A-aron and I will be your waitress today. So What can I start you two off with?