Me: Guys, do you seriously think hiding here is going to work?
After running, we tried to hide in a closet. There wasn't enough room, so we ran to Oscar's bunker.
Orchid: Nope. This ain't workin', sherman.
Olympia: Yeah, and I'm squished!
Otis: There's not enough room for anyone!
Ocean: Do I have to be flat up against the wall?
Ohlm: Ow!
Me: What is it?
Ohlm: I wanted to eat these beans, but they were inside a can. So I bonked the can against my head to open it. Now my head hurts.
Olympia: Why would you do that?
Ohlm: Because-
Me: Because he's OHLM, that's why!
*Someone knocks on the door*
Everyone: AHHHHH!
Me: Who will answer that?
Otis: Otto will.
Otto: Why me?
Otis: Cause you got us into this mess!
Otto: How did I-
Ocean: Otto, you suggested going into this bunker.
*Rapid knocking*
Me: Go, go, go!
Otto: Alright. *shudders* Wh-who is it?
Knocker: Let me in now!!!
Otto: Who are you?
Knocker: Let me in NOW.
Otto: Are you Oona?
Knocker: LET ME IN NOW!!!
Otto: *so scared he just opens the door*
*Girl with loose dark brown hair tumbles in*
Me: OH NO! OTTO, HOW COULD YOU???
Knocker: What? You realize I'm not Oona, right?
Olympia: Oh yeah, Oona had a ponytail in her hair, while your hair is down.
Me: And you're wearing an agent's uniform, not a scientist's.
*It takes a little bit for everyone to realize that it's Olive, not Oona*
Otto: What happened to your hair?
Olive: Long story short, Oona went on a crazed rampage because of the dare. In the mess of everything, I don't even know how it fell out.
*someone knocks on door*
Olive: *goes to door*
Me: Woah, what do you think you're doing?
Olive: Answering the door. *to knocker* Who is it?
Knocker: Your worst nightmare.
Ohlm: Cool! *opens door*
Olympia: We're done for.
Knocker: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNKER???
Oscar, outside(not in the bunker): Technically, that's not your bunker, Oona.
Oona: Then who's is it?
Oscar: It's free use. As long as you sign it out, unless it's an emergency.
Oona: Well, then, WAS THIS AN EMERGENCY?
Me: Yes.
Everyone except Oscar and Oona: How?
Me: Oona was destroying everything. We ran in here for our lives.
Oona: Then, if I don't destroy everything, can you get out of there.
Me: *about to agree, but then everyone in the bunker tramples me*
Oona: Okay, I'll take that as a yes.
Oh wow, it's actually over 400 words! Sorry it was so long, I actually have a life other than Wattpad.
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Ask Odd Squad!
FanfictionSo, I wanted to find an Ask Odd Squad. All the ones I found were discontinued, so I made my own! Enjoy!
