I Promise

The muffin of bad luck...

I was halfway to the hospital when I passed by a Starbucks. I was reminded about how disgusting hospital food was so I decided to buy Harry something to eat. I was also hungry. I skated up to the door and removed my skates quickly slipping on the K-Swiss's I held in my hand. I walked in carrying my skates under my arm. I stood in a line that held two other people. I gave the menu a quick glance and decided on a blueberry muffin. I remember Harry telling me he liked blueberries. I ordered 2 blueberry muffins and 2 hot teas.

I heard the lady behind the counter yell out my ticket number. I got up from the small 2 seat table I had been sitting at and walked up. I thanked her and grabbed the bag and two cups. I spun on my heels but as I took a step forward the bag of muffins slipped from between my fingers. Before I could react I had already places my foot firmly on the muffins. The next few events all occur in the next 10 seconds:

An elder man standing next to me tried to grab me to keep me from falling but failed miserably only causing me to fall back faster. My feet flew up in front if me. The two cups of hot tea escaped my grasp and tumbled down towards my head. My arms flared all over the place. A large woman that had been standing in front if me got hit my one of the teas as the other exploded on to of my head, soaking me in insanely hot water. She screamed. I stayed silent as my back impacted with the tiled floor. The lady slipped on the tea and came tumbling down on top if me. I extended my arms to stop the soon to be impact on my chest. All I can say is that it was a bad idea.

Next thing I know I feel a blinding pain in my left arm. My head bounces if the floor multiple times. And an exceedingly large weight pushes down on my restricting my breathing.

All I see is blackness. Did I faint? I think I did? I hope I didn't die. Death by fat lady doesn't sound very nice