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John, have you seen my laptop? SH

Yeah, um- in your bedroom I think. JW

Oh, dull. I'm using yours. SH

You're what? JW

Oh, John. Calm down. and 'honestly' is really not a very secure password. SH

You know my password? JW

No, but it only took me a matter of seconds to figure yours out. SH

Put it away! JW

I already have. I needed to send an email. Also, you may want to cinsider clearing your browser history. SH

[Delayed] Wh... What? JW

Oh, grow up. I was only joking. SH

[Delayed] John? SH

[Delayed] Now isn't the best time, Sherlock. JW

Why? John, what's happened? SH

I'm at Mary's. JW

Yes? And? SH

[Delayed] Nothing, nothing. Everything's fantastic. JW

Oh, of course. Have you and Mary been... SH

Nevermind, don't answer that, I'm right. SH

SHUT UP, SHERLOCK. JUST SHUT UP. JW

I've cleared your history for you. Do shower before you come home. SH

~Thread ended~

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