John, I have a question. Purely for experiment. SH
What is it? JW
Theorize with me, John. This is only an experiment, keep that in mind. SH
Hurry up, I'm at work. JW
What if I was gay? SH
Wh- Sh... Ummm.... I don't know. Are you? JW
Oh, please. Are you so blind that you have not observed the classic characteristics of one who is asexual in my personality? SH
Good point. JW
Good. Now answer the question. SH
I... I guess I'd have a couple of things to say to you. JW
Such as? SH
Like... Erm... JW
Erm? Not very thoughtful, John. SH
Shut up. JW
Why are you stalling? I thought you were at work. SH
[Delayed] I'd probably say something along the lines of; I love you, you crazy bastard. JW
Interesting. SH
Is that the end of your experiment? JW
Yes. SH
I love you too. SH
Wh... What? JW
~Thread ended~
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FanfictionJust texts between Sherlock and John. Eventually I'm going to upload an in-between the texts one, but I don't expect to have time for that in the near future.
